Joe Rogan Experience #2512 — Joey Diaz

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>> This is a tough [bleep] fight. I could both this and this is this Sunday, right? Correct. >> It's this Sunday. Gachi's bigger. So, [bleep] yeah. I'm going. So, Gachi's bigger. Gatechi used to fight um at um what was it called? The IFL. Was it whatever the organization was before the he came to the UFC? I think it was it was before the PFL. It was like another one. But what was it? What did he What was the organiz You know, there's these feeder organizations like the PFL. A lot of really good fighters that wind up becoming champions start out there. >> World Series of Fighting. That's right. That's what it was. And I mean, he was [bleep] people up with leg kicks. But it was the way he was fighting would just throw himself into chaos. >> Like he he didn't fight tactically at all back then. >> No. like the you ever see the Michael Johnson fight with him in the UFC. >> It's his first fight in the UFC. It's one of the craziest [bleep] fights ever because he just [bleep] throws himself at Michael Johnson and Michael Johnson throws himself right back. I It was a They got hurt. Both guys got cracked. It was a crazy fight, but eventually Justin got him. But it was the way he fought you like good lord. >> like a pitbull. [clears throat] Like a pitbull. Like no concern for his safety. Just dive in. It was a [bleep] crazy fight. And look how Dustin is always just trying to kill you. He's always move. Look at that. Every shot he's trying to [bleep] kill you. He's always moving forward trying to smash you. And the thing is he relishes this kind of combat so much that in the beginning he lost some fights that he could have won if he tempered it. If and then he did. So, and then when he went on this like legendary run, started beating everybody. It's really because he controlled the violence a little bit more. He controlled the chaos, but it was still like very technical violence. It wasn't like he was brawling dumb. He was just forcing himself into chaos so much. He was throwing himself right into the fire over and over and over again. This is a dangerous [bleep] guy. He's a dangerous [bleep] guy for anybody. >> I mean, he had hit Kabib. He hurt him with some calf kicks.

>> His He could do that, too. He leg kicks you from inside the clinch. One of the things that he does really well is from like he could get you with like a collar tie and he's leg kicking you. Look, he gives him the finger and tells him to get up. I mean, Michael Johnson's getting battered. This is a tough fight for him at this point. We're in round two. Look at that knee to the body. Just everything's trying to kill you. It's not like uh this tactical take a chance here, take a chance there. No, everything's take a chance. It's like from the very beginning of the fight and this is how he fight. He eventually took him out. But it was a crazy fight. >> He fights like I told you Haggler used to fight. They weren't thinking about brain damage, >> Haggler, all those dudes were not thinking about that. We were talking about that with with football before. >> You know what I just watched the other day? Mustafa Ham Show. Haggler versus Mustafa Ham Show. >> Haggler took him out. But it was just Haggler in his prime. He was beautiful at that, bro. He was so [bleep] so good. He was so good. And he was so good at switching stances, man. When no one was doing that back then. Haggler would fight southpaw. He would fight Orthodox. He would [bleep] you up. You didn't know where it was coming from. And he could fight just as good Southpaw as he could Orthodox. It was amazing. It was an amazing fight to watch. Like, god, that guy was great. So disciplined. >> Yeah. Some good fights this week. I'm excited for the car. I thought it was Saturday. >> Yeah. Amy posted up that the serial gun Alex Pereira fight is the closest fight in the card is in terms of odds. It's like even odds and that's a that's a serial gun's a tall order. That's a tall order for your first heavyweight fight in the UFC. >> Caesar says that as a pickum.

>> A pickum. Yeah, I would say it's a pick them. I would say it's a pickham. Um Sirill Gan is really good. And the thing about Sirill Gan is the problems that he's had in fights or when guys take him down. when guys stand with him, he is very tricky. He's very slick. He's very technical and he's he's very light on his feet for a big guy. Like he moves really well. Like one of the best movers in the heavyweight division for sure. He's he's like he dances on his feet. He also does a weird thing off his front leg. He throws a front kick when he's standing sideways like in a bladed stance like this and he picks it up and twists it into your stomach. Bang. Like that. It's weird. Like it works. Oh, no. It's a kick. I mean, it's called a twisting kick. Twisting kick. >> It's just you don't ever see people throwing that kick from the front leg like he does. Like, he does a lot of >> he does a lot of weird [bleep] that you have to get used to. Like that Tom Aspenol fight, man. He was he was scoring very well on the feet. And I know it got stopped because of the eye pokes, but before the eye poke, Sirill Gan was doing very well on the feed against Aspenol. And Aspenol is a big fast heavyweight. It's going to be interesting because I don't I don't you know know if Pereira is going to have an issue with the movement, you know, if he's going to be able to shut that movement down and I don't know if Sirill Gan is going to be able to like if he's going to want exchange with him. He might feel that power and say I'm just going to fight on the outside cuz Pereira's got that you make one mistake power. >> He looks good at heavyweight. >> He looks like he gained the weight. He looks yolked. >> He's he's huge. And on top of that, no dieting. So no depleting of his body at all. You're going to have a guy competing for the first time where he's never had to cut weight. That's huge. That's a giant advantage. Not having to cut weight is like they let you take steroids. You can't you don't have to cut weight. No cutting weight at all. If they changed weight cutting, if they cut all weight cutting out of MMA, you'd have like 20% better performances. people would be fighting so much better because they would they would feel so much healthier. They would be so much more durable. There wouldn't be as many like one-shot knockouts where you're like, "Whoa, that got them." Because a lot of these guys like their brain is still dehydrated when they're in there fighting. It's only 24 hours after they rehydrate. That's not enough time to get to the brain. >> I would go to weighins with you and these guys would come in like they looking like they had cancer. >> They look dead. Yeah.

>> They I would see them and then they would IV in the back. Then I think they cut out IVs afterwards. They cut out IVs. >> I remember being there with you and looking at these guys coming in. >> They looked like they were on that [bleep] GLP for 10 years. Like [bleep] Sharon Osborne's daughter. I mean, they were looking [bleep] up, Jack. >> Yeah, they looked dead. Some guys looked real. You remember when Anderson Silva fought Travis Lutter? Do you remember that fight? >> Yeah. The jiu-jitsu guy from Texas? >> He That was the worst I ever saw anybody at a weigh-in. >> He looked really [bleep] >> And again, this was not the ceremonial weigh-in like we have now. This was like the actual weigh in. See if you can make the weight. And Travis couldn't walk. He was shuffling. He couldn't pick his legs up. His his lips were cracked. Like he his body was dried out.

>> Can't be good for you like that. And then to pick it back up and then go throw rounds, throw punches 8:00 the next night. >> Meanwhile, I mean, he was so depleted, but he got a hold of Anderson the first round. It took him down. And that's what he wanted to do. And Travis in Texas. >> Kevin Holland's uh coach. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Travis is a bad >> He was a when guys rolled with him on the Ultimate Fighter. You know, one of um one of the best compliments one of the guys said, he goes, "Dude," he goes, "I've rolled with only a couple guys like that is like him and Ricardo Laboro." I go, "Really?" I go, "That guy feels like Ricardo Laboro. He's that level." He goes, he's like, "Dude, he was running through people. Just running through people on the ground." Travis was a beast. He was one of the first like truly elite Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belts in like the modern era, like the Anderson Silva era. Whereas when he got guys to the ground, you were in trouble. You're in real trouble. There's a few guys Charles Olivera is the big one. Charles Olivera puts people in positions they're like, "Oh no, what have I done?" Like you think you're going to be comfortable like in his guard like pitch. You're never going to be comfortable on the ground with Olivea. Olive is just so dangerous everywhere. >> 20 years of jiu-jitsu, correct? 20 years. They've been doing since they were a kid. Yep. So, it's like stand up. >> Great camp. He's from that shoot the box camp. I mean, that camp produced Anderson Silva. Um, Marie, um, Ninja, uh, Shogun, like who else? No. >> Ple Ple, the one of the original MMA fighters back in the bare knuckle days. He was the the top dude in the original in the original days. No, Noggera is not from Shootbox. Noggera is a Carlson Gracie guy. Those was he is Carlson Gracie, right? No,

>> Carlson's in Chicago. >> No, no Ggera wasn't Carlson Gracie. Noggera was um I don't want to get that wrong. Who was Noggera's trainer? Menitaro Noggera, his original jiu-jitsu coach. >> [bleep] brother. Probably. >> No, both of them were elite teasing you. They were twins. >> They were twins, right? >> Yeah, they were twins. They were both elite. They were both like world class Does it say his jiu-jitsu coach? >> Minotauro was the first like he was the first guy that was like finishing elite guys off of his back in pride. Like he was tapping to like when he was the champion in pride. Like you remember when he beat Bob Sap? >> Bob Sap was 350 lbs with abs. And the the fight was crazy. He picks Minotauro up and spikes him on his head in the beginning of the fight. [bleep] his neck up for years. Like his neck was [bleep] up after that fight and still survived and eventually caught Bob Sappin and Armbar, but it was bananas. Omry Bet. Okay. Yeah, there you go. Omry Bet is another guy who fought early in the UFC. So that's his coach for one. Where did he get his black belt? Just see where he Just ask the question, who gave Uh, let me say, okay, Hicardo Daha, There you go. Okay. Yeah, he was. Uh,

>> so we could assume he invented the delah he hook >> probably. There's a bunch of moves that are attributed to guys that it's not quite sure whether or not they invented it, but they were really good at it, you know. >> How much fun is that getting somebody and taking them down? >> I can't finish the leg lock. I never could. I'm [bleep] terrible. I can't get my arms around it. I'm [bleep] My shoulders are [bleep] up. >> Leg locks are scary. >> Yeah, I don't like all of that [bleep] You [bleep] them up, you know, you twist the wrong way, you turn the wrong way, you hear things pop. E, scary. >> You still training with private? No more? >> No, I haven't over a year. I haven't done any coming in with you.

>> I was for a while. I have a I got a knee problem. It's much better now. I've been really working on it over the last 6 months, but it kept swelling after a while. The the thing is it would get better and uh I'd it would feel pretty good and then I'd hurt it again. And usually I heard it like a year ago hunting. I twisted it. hunting and then um I've I've also heard it like hitting the back too. Like sometimes I just start whailing on the back >> It's just the next day it's sore as [bleep] It's like I don't have meniscus on one part of my knee. So I have to make sure that it doesn't get arthritic. You know what I mean? Because >> like I don't have to tell you like once your knee gets bad, it's a real problem. It's a problem. And so you got to like walk that edge between when you don't have cartilage or you don't have meniscus and your cartilage is getting bone on bone like that. Like you got to be careful. You got to be careful. They're getting real close to fixing [bleep] Real close. They're injecting like different kinds of gels in people's knees now that re replace the meniscus. And they're also doing some new stem cell therapy where they go into the bone itself and it regenerates >> cartage. But that gel, they always work you with that gel. I think it's a new one, Joey. It's a It's like a It's They call it a biological matrix. >> You need to [bleep] get like a You need to get like a uh insurance approval and all that. Yeah, I did it. That's just all those things. It's like when you see an ad for somebody, do you have problems sleeping? Buy this mouthpiece for $29.99. >> I don't think you got what they have now because this is just released in Germany. This is this is brand new. But this gel, like I'm just saying to you, the gel, the cortisol. I have friends with knee problems and they tell me what they go through and they go to different doctors and it's the same [bleep] we got cortisol for you. >> We got the gel. We're not going to do the PRP and we don't do stem cell. So you Joe regular, you don't do no reading. This is what happened to me with the [bleep] why I did the surgery in the first place. you had moved here and I didn't know about ways to well if not I wouldn't have never cut this knee the first time never never >> I didn't read up on it because when my wife was pregnant I read up on all that [bleep] and I was I didn't want to have the baby no more cuz it said when you're old for 43 you'll die if you give them birth like so if you're not ready when you get older as a woman you know now women are having kids at 50s and [bleep] 55s

>> but a woman has to be she has like a short window And they have a lot of things that could go wrong with the pregnancy. When I read that, I got nervous for my wife. I'm like, she's going to die on a [bleep] table >> and I'm stuck raising a girl. I don't know how to [bleep] raise a girl, you know? What am I going to do here? So, I didn't really I researched it a little bit after I got the kn after I went and I saw the [bleep] the chisel and the [bleep] mallet on the table. I go, we got to look into this when I get out of here. Like, this is [bleep] insane. I would have never done the redo knee. I would have waited, shot it with stem cell, BPCed it. At that time, I was still a little fearful of needles. So, I was like, uh, BPC them everything is you got to shoot it. >> You're feel fearful of needles, but not of a knee replacement. That's hilarious. >> No, I'm broke. Now, I'm fine [laughter] now. It took It took four days in the hospital last year to [bleep] like go. One day they had to come in and take blood out of me every 20 minutes for 3 hours. >> It's that type of test. They shoot you with something to see how you react to it. >> Wow. And dog, I didn't faint one time. I don't faint no more. Unless like last time I weighs too well. I went in there hung over on those tequilas from [laughter] the mother ship drinking that Ron White juice and [bleep] I went in there with no breakfast like we need to take blood out within minutes. I'm pale. I'm sweating profusiously. They got to put ice on my back and on my neck and [bleep] And when I did the when they turn the switch off on your leg, what's that? When you do that little before surgery, when I first hurt the knee, they said, "We're not going to give you pain medication, but if you're really hurting that bad, come on down here and we'll give you a nerve block." >> Oh, they give you a nerve block. >> Joe Rogan. Holy [bleep]

>> Well, who did that? Where' they do that? >> Because the place where I went for surgery, the first time they're [bleep] >> This place is specialized in all that stuff. So, they have their own therapy. They have their own uh like the surgeons and then they have a pain department >> that they talk to you >> and they go listen you could take this you want it we'll give it to you but let's do this let's try it with this they don't want you you know and I understand it people lose their minds on those [bleep] things so I did the nerve block first Joe holy [bleep] holy [bleep] and when I went to the doctor about a month ago the girl was like I was there that day I go when I fainted she goes you didn't faint but you sure came goes. She goes, "You lost all the color in your face. It's crazy, Joey. Had to drink water." And then the epidural block. You ever do one of those? >> No. Well, no, I did when I got my knee surgery. >> Yeah, they always knee surgery you I thought they put you out for those. >> They did most of the time, but my first ACL I asked if I could watch. And uh he said, "You don't want to watch it?" I go, "No, I do. I don't want to I only want to get this done once. I want to see it. Can I watch it?"

>> Where'd you see it? And they shot in a nail on your spine. Well, they shot it in my spine and so it it you don't feel anything in your legs and I watched him open my knee up and put it together again. >> [bleep] you, Joe. That's [laughter] >> the epidural block is one of the wor >> I wanted to see. I'm like, I don't want to do this once. I I didn't know that I was going to have another ACL surgery. Eight years. >> So, you didn't get put out for your surgery? >> No, not the first one. The second one I did. >> That's insane, Joe. That's [bleep] insane. I love you that you're Zombo and [bleep] but >> I wanted to watch.

>> No, I want to watch a lot of things. >> I want to see what it looks like because it's kind of crazy. They're going to take your knee, take a slice out of your patella tendon along with a chunk of bone and a chunk of bone for your kneecap and then they screw it back in place. I'm like, this is crazy. I want to watch. Held up. Still [clears throat] good. The the real problem was the meniscus. So, they didn't even take the meniscus out then. They just um stitched it up. There was a tear in the meniscus, but it wasn't too bad. and he thought it could heal, you know, cuz I was my in my 20s. I was like 23, I think, 22. Um, and then, uh, over time it just got wore out that that tear became a bucket handle tear and then it would lock. So, it would pull the meniscus would pull up and like lock in place. It was [bleep] insanely painful. And I was like, "This keeps happening." It happened a couple of times. It was like it happened in jiu-jitsu class and Eddie Bravo had to take me to the doctor. So Eddie Bravo had to drive my NSX. We drove straight to the doctor and you know they tell me I need to get my meniscus removed. I'm like okay. And then he told me I need to stop doing martial arts. I was like okay that's cute. >> That's the first thing they'll tell you. >> Yeah. You got to stop doing martial arts. >> They everything. No martial arts. No this. >> 30 years later. [bleep] you. >> Can we get one of those in the medium ones? What are these? >> These are Alps. Those are That's Tucker Carlson's one. It's uh Those are good. It's uh six six milligrams. These are threes. This is athletic nicotine. That's threes. I like those. They don't make you jittery. Those those take a hell of a hit. Tucker likes them strong.

>> I like them, but they [bleep] I always swallow them by mistake and they [laughter] [bleep] Next thing you know, I'm [bleep] pouches and [bleep] I had pouch. They have focus ones. >> Yeah, that's that's these ultras. >> Yeah, I do the ultras. >> I don't have them in this room anymore. I was doing those after I had the >> Those are great. Yeah, they are. >> There's a bunch of really good things for your focus. People that think it's all [bleep] you know, like that neutropics are [bleep] and you're allowed to think whatever you want, but trust me, from someone who uses uses his brain for a living, there's a difference between taking neutropics and not taking them. It's not going to make you smarter, but it'll make your brain function at a better level. There's a bunch of [bleep] that works like that. Like, you know those um those ketone drinks, like ketone IQ, that helps a lot. >> Yeah. Your brain uses ketones. Your brain uses ketones for focus. That's why people that take ketogenic diets and go on carnivore diet, they say it gives them like more mental clarity. You have more more focus. It's fact. Like I feel different when I'm eating like clean. If I'm eating like carnivore, just eggs and steak, my brain works better 100%. >> It's just not processing the carbs and all the fog that comes with that. Not that carbs are bad for you,

>> but when you um take this stuff, this stuff is the [bleep] This is my friend Derek's Gorilla Mind. This is a neutropic drink. It's >> like an energy drink. No, >> no, it's got some caffeine in. It's got a good amount of caffeine, but it's got a bunch of neutropics. So, there's a bunch of like brain vitamins in there. >> You know anything about >> Yeah, I'm not selling this. This is uh my friends, >> you know, I'm not uh you know that I have a great memory with dates and I can take you to different situations, >> I don't know what happened the last three years. >> How come? If I talked to you on a Monday, which I usually do, you call me Mondays on the way home at 6, whatever we talked about by Thursday, I don't remember. Like you'll say, "Call me back. When you find out, I'll [bleep] forget now." Like just little things.

>> Recent this last few years. >> Last few years. I could see, you know, you know, you're 60. A lot of [bleep] changes. You You >> You know, it's really weird. Joe, I need eight now. >> I need eight. Sorry. I need eight. >> Hours of sleep. Eight. Solid. I got the whoop. I need it. >> Makes a difference. >> Six and a half. Don't cut it. Done. >> I need eight now. And don't get me started on an hour nap or an hour or 15 nap at 2 or 3:00 in the afternoon. If I get up in the morning, I get up at 6.

>> So I put her on the bus. I start smoking weed at 9. I'm at a gym. I'm doing something. Boxing, PT, you know. So by [bleep] 2:00, dog, there's days I walk in, there ain't no stopping. There ain't no pissing. I go right to the bed, put the mask on, and go right to sleep. Just like that. I mean, there's no thought. There's no stop it, get what is that monopoly? Stop it, go and get 200. [laughter] Ain't none of that. I come in, I drop my bag, I pee, and I walk right upstairs right to the bed. I move the cat over. Get the [bleep] over. [laughter] And I [bleep] put that mask on. >> Does the cat cuddle with you while you're sleeping? >> Oh, please. And he goes under the blank. She goes under the blank with me, too. So, it's perfect. >> But, dog, it's not no more. Like, I'm don't fly out early no more. >> Yeah, you need you need a solid amount of sleep. As you get older, it's even more important. You know what else is really important? Creatine. >> I take 10 milligrams twice a day. >> Beautiful. That's phenomenal for your memory and that's a really good neutropic as well. >> I don't like the gummies. I never got You had some gummies on here.

>> Good. I like them. >> My neighbor gave them to me that you had them. >> I prefer to just open it up and pour it in my mouth and then drink water. >> Yeah, me too. I like the powder, too. >> Yeah. I put like the 10 milligrams in my mouth and I just drink water. >> You don't put it on your food, do you? >> I just keep put I put in a smoothie from time to time. I like the raspberries with coconut water. the make the best way to make sure that I'm getting all 10 milligrams is to just pour it in my mouth and then drink water with it because otherwise it's in the glass. You got to rinse the glass and get more of it in. You know, you're giving yourself an exact dose. Just put it in your mouth. Dry scoop it. So, I just dry scoop it in my mouth and then pour the water in there. Okay, >> that's how I do it most of the time. What the gummies are really good for is if you forget and they're just laying around, you just eat a couple of gummies.

>> I don't know how many milligrams are in the nose, right? [bleep] I think two gummies is 5 millig. I think that's what it is. >> I also got turned on to a creatine company that has a creatine precursor. Is that >> creatine? A precursor. >> Creatine precursor. >> I don't know what that is. >> Your own body creates creatine >> on its own. This helps. >> The body I think it's called a precursor. Don't [bleep]

>> Yeah, I don't know. >> Hey, did I say just right off with a [bleep] You know what I'm saying? I [laughter] know that cuz I'm saying it wrong. like Voltron. I don't [bleep] know, guys. >> I'm sure there's something. I mean, there's always a bunch. I mean, there's if you think about how many supplements are out there. Like, good lord, there's so many supplements. And not all of them are good, but a lot of them are really good. Here's another one that's really good for working out. Beta alanine. You ever take that? >> Phenomenal. Phenomenal. >> I take everything else. It's just >> makes you tingle, though. Makes your skin like itch. >> You ever take iodine? >> Yeah. Like you there's a pill or something. You take iodine to help you. You're supposed to do that if you get radiation poisoning.

>> Listen, when the first piss test came out, they said you would take iodine. So again, >> you put Clorox in your dick. >> I put Clorox in my dick afterward [laughter] because the iodine obviously didn't [bleep] work. Okay. >> Imagine when they read your piss through the [bleep] test machine, they be like, "What? What did What is this?" >> Do you understand? >> This isn't piss. [laughter] >> Do you understand? Like one of the best times I go every morning I go out and take my cup of coffee and I sit outside. I thank God, you know, the whole [bleep] [bleep] story. And then it takes me somewhere like after the second cup of coffee and one of these zins and a bonget, your mind goes somewhere and I think of chunks of my life and I go, "What the [bleep] was that?" >> Like that was Joe. That was insanity. What about every time he used to come to my house to do the checkup, I never let him in. He came like 11 times in two years. I never let him in my house. He wouldn't know I was in [laughter] the house. He would put the sheriffs to come and sit outside my house for two hours. Then they would leave. They're like, "We're not going to He's not home." I never let him in my house. I tortured that guy. That's right.

>> He could have sent me to prison. I still would have been in prison. >> But it was such a like first it was the iodine >> and then you [bleep] you know, you're supposed to take 20 milligrams. I mean, 200, whatever. I don't know. And my skin is burning. I'm [bleep] red in the face. I got issues. So, I stopped with the iodine. I still came back positive. Then I went on the [bleep] uh white vinegar. >> White vinegar with a [bleep] bottle of Gatorade on a Monday morning. Not a little vinegar. Not red wine vinegar. The real vinegar that you clean your [bleep] with [laughter] and douchebags and all that [bleep] Vinegar cleans you. That's what women wash their monkey with vinegar because it takes all the [bleep] cat piss out of all [laughter] the [bleep] they got in there. So they said, "Drink vinegar every Monday morning, bro." And it's like a process. Like you would get high Friday and you would hope to beat it by Sunday, but you knew you weren't going to beat it. And they're going to call you Monday. And it was like your color is yellow, right? Like if they say yellow, you got to come in. So you wait till 1:00 and you're like, "All right." You had to call in and all a sudden today, Monday, Tuesday, the 9th of June, the colors are purple. And you're like, "Yellow. God damn. Now I got Now I got to figure out I got 5 hours. The place closes at 6:00. So I got to figure out how to stop this cocaine from coming up. So then we started taking STO. >> Serto is what you put in like jello. It's that thing that makes the jello jiggle or some [bleep] like >> what [bleep] sauo. No, >> there [laughter] was there was no internet these days. These are just these are seal. >> What is that? a brand of liquid fruit pectin most commonly used in the kitchen as a thickening agent [laughter] for homemade jams and jellies. However, it's also widely known as an internet folk remedy people use an attempt to mask drug drug metabolites in urine. It's a folk remedy.

>> It's [bleep] [bleep] >> let's find out if it works. Uh the myth. Many online forums suggest mixing sauo with a large sports drink like Gatorade and drinking it a few hours before a drug urine test. The theory claims the fiber traps toxins in your digestive tract. Reality, health professionals and medical studies show no scientific evidence that fruit pectin can reliably clear drugs or toxins from your urine. While fiber works in the gut, has no effect on what your kidneys filter into your urine. This episode is brought to you by Arra. Every week there's some new wellness hack that people swear by. And after a while, you start thinking, why do we think we can just outsmart our bodies? That's why armra colostrum caught my attention. It's something the body already recognizes and it has hundreds of these specialized nutrients for gut stuff, immunity, metabolism, etc. I first noticed it working around training, especially workout recovery. Most stuff falls off, but I am still taking this. If you want to try, Armra is offering my listeners 30% off plus two free gifts. Go to arra.com/rogan. But again, you get your advice from a guy who's done 30 [bleep] years. Then you forget he's been doing 30 years because he made mistakes, not because he's a [bleep] genius about Serto. Exactly. >> You know, and then we went from Serto and then one day I was swimming. >> Does anything work? >> No. Cranberry juice. >> What about that stuff that they used to sell? Remember they used to sell stuff?

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>> This is 90 [bleep] This is 89. They didn't sell nothing. >> No, but do you remember there was some stuff that you could buy this? Yeah. No. No. You're saying you could buy piss now. Now it's completely different. >> You could buy piss. >> Yeah, you could buy piss online. Just get that uh whatever [laughter] that dirty that dirty [bleep] uh XPTt, whatever. You go on and you could search hidden [bleep] all over the world. >> Got to get a rubber dick and take that piss. And >> dog, I had a guy who made a rubber dick. Normal could not start snorting coke. So, he made a a contraption where he filled up his son's piss in a hot water bottle and did the same thing with the douche. And he took the douche on the bottom. Scots taped it to his dick and he would piss and squeeze his chest. >> Then one day the thing blew up >> and he was a bank robber. They sent to jail for 30 [bleep] years.

>> Want to hear the craziest steroid uh evasion story that I ever heard from piss. There was a guy who was fighting and he knew he was going to get piss test and he was just juiced to the tits. So the legend is that they inserted clean urine into his bladder through injection. So he injected clean urine into his bladder with a needle. Whether or not that's true, I have no idea. But this is what everybody This is like early days of the UFC, like when they first started drug testing people. >> I don't even think it was in the UFC that he did this. I think it was in another organization. But I don't know if it's true. >> Think about what's going on the other side of this. >> Your addiction is that high. >> Well, these guys when they're that juiced up, when they're that juiced up, they're not getting off of it. Cuz if they get off, they'll have no muscle. >> I get it. I understand. So, you understand the extremes that people do. >> Could you ever shoot [bleep] fake piss? >> Like, Joey, go piss in the [bleep] thing. I'm going to shoot Joey's piss.

>> A guy willing to do that and trusting that guy was finding your bladder. He could shoot piss into your liver. Like, who who knows what this guy even understands? levels that you do. >> So, here I am, sir. It don't work. [bleep] nothing works. And one day I'm in a pool. And I'm like, "Oh [bleep] when you piss in the pool, >> the pool cleaner cleaned all this and not the pool would be green the next day." >> So, this is your logic. >> I went I [laughter] took the kids I took one of those cubes first >> smashed it up and then I put it on my outside of a dick cuz I'm uncircumcised. So I would pull the skin back and that would fall into the [bleep] piss. And then so he told me once he go something happened last time you [bleep] up the machine or something like that, right? >> Women would insert condoms filled with someone else's urine inside themselves. He said some athletes would inject urine into their bladders using a catheter. Oh god, they did do that. So that's real. [gasps] So maybe that's how he did it. Maybe they used a catheter and that's how they put the fake. >> But then there's the wizator.

>> Yeah, that was the rubber dick. That's uh one of those. >> Wasn't there some stuff that you could buy that would you would get at like a head shop and supposedly detox you? >> But does that stuff work? >> Nothing. When I was googling it, it says nothing's real. That's >> Nothing's real. Yeah. I always assumed that it wasn't real. I was like, "You selling this at a head shop?" >> Stuff from the '9s. These are some of the product. >> But the killer was when I used Drano. >> Oh, okay. So, this is all [bleep]

>> Yeah. They just rob people. >> They just rob people. >> Fetish urine. Look at that. It says, look at that's labels. Fetish urine. What the [bleep] does that mean? >> It's probably a way to sell it because you have to say what >> you know not for human consumption or something. >> Oh, so that's your buying piss. Oh, so that's an actual bag of piss on the right. [laughter] >> This one calls it tinkle. >> It's fetish urine. So if you just like want someone to piss on you, but no one's willing you. [snorts] You've already told that story about the guy with the gay club, the guy at the bathtub that

>> everybody was pissing on him in the tub. >> And then that party Shamer took me to in that hotel next to the comedy store and they were getting pissed on in there, the women. And then I wake up sadly. I'm feeling good about myself and I'm on Twitter. I see Bonnie Blue. She had a that chick is [bleep] She got pissed on had a baby shower in her ass. People were pissing her [bleep] in her ass and I'm like, somebody's got to stop that woman. She's the least of her problems. >> Oh my god. A [bleep] baby shower. >> When I used a drain, although that was the best because that destroyed the machine. [laughter] >> But But the truth of the matter is >> when he said something happened last time, >> well, this is what happened. I put the drain on my dick >> and I walked up to the counter and I put on the desk and he asked you questions. How's it been? And I'm looking at the thing and it's starting to foam like this thing and it's coming out OF THE BAG DISHWASHER.

>> And I'm looking at this thing going, "This [bleep] better." And what he did was he just picked it up and threw it in the bag like when they pick it up and test it. >> Sometimes you leave the cop top off. That was an old trick. You leave the top off and then it spilled. Uh >> So that buys you one extra week. But the time with the draano, it started like it was like shaking at the thing like foam was coming out of the [bleep] sides and I locked it up [laughter] good. That's what happened. There was no oxygen. That [bleep] was like, you know, boom. So [laughter] I put in the [bleep] thing. And he called me a few days later. He's like, "Listen, I wrote up a thing. I'm taking you to court because you broke the machine. This cannot continue. >> This cannot continue. >> This can't continue. [laughter] This can't continue. This is like a [bleep] >> cat and mouse game. What did you PUT IN YOUR BODY? WHAT HAPPENED? [laughter] What the [bleep] is going [snorts] on, Jose? >> they say, "Hey, your machine sucks. Your machine broke." >> And then after nothing to do with me.

>> No. And then they put me on like this hold. They were like, "We're not even going to piss. You don't want the We're done. We can't take this mental [bleep] >> So, this is when you in the probation department. Now, they were going to throw me back in community corrections because they'll put you in for 90 days." and all that. I met this [bleep] guy for 3 months. We spoke like nothing, like gentlemen. I would talk to him, saw him once a week. And one day I said, "What do you do?" And he goes, "I'm a district attorney in Boulder, Bill Wise." I I need a beef, man. I need a problem. I'm on this probation. They won't leave me alone. What do I do to get off? He goes, "Just have your attorney draw up a a statement and I'll sign it and get you all probation." And that was it. M >> just a guy I met on the street, Bill Wise, and then he got fired after the John Bet Ramsey thing. >> He was there during the whole John Bet Ramsey thing and everybody got [bleep] fired, I guess. I don't know. Bill Wise was a great dude, man. He was good to me. And I told him, we asked him what I did. I told him the truth and he goes, "Did you learn from mistake?" "Yeah, I'm here working." He goes, "Okay, pass it over and I'll sign." I'm like, "Oh my god, how [bleep] lucky am I? I'm done. I'm done." I was done. started in ' 87. It was all the way to 91. For a year, I was [bleep] them up with the pee thing. Then they put me back in the half spot in the halfway house. And that was even worse. I was out of control in there. Out of there was freaks in there. There's [bleep] everything in there. Freaky girls. I was stealing the air conditioner out of the conference room and put it in my room. They couldn't They couldn't handle me there either. They were like, "Dog, [laughter] you just go home. We're not going to [bleep] with you no more." >> And that's what you do. you do just wear somebody ragging. They'll let you go eventually. They'll just say, "You know what, man? It ain't worth it. You're never going to stop. You're never going to stop." And then a year later, I had like an affair with the one time I had an affair with like the chick that worked in that office. She's the one that had the one leg. It never stopped. And you think of those chunks in your life and [snorts] go, "What the [bleep] was going on?" >> Yeah. You were out of control. Like it's 31 years and I still won't get back to Boulder because of the shame I endured. Seriously, like I won't Everybody goes, "Why don't you go back to Boulder?" Because I'm ashamed that that was such a beautiful city and I treated like it was Newark, >> Like I did what I wanted. I would go to Kmart, hang out outside of [bleep] the the lawn more department and people will come out with new lawnmowers and the receipt would fly off. I get that receipt and go to Longmont and get that lawnmower for 400 and walk it up and go, "My mother bought me this. I don't want it no more." And I give him the receipt and they gave me 400 cash plus plus tax. Who does that? That [bleep] Toys R Us. I took that thing down by myself with those Jeffrey bucks. I took them down. >> What's a Jeffrey buck?

>> They It's like when you bring a a stolen computer in there and they give you They won't give you cash. They'll give you Jeffrey bucks. >> So, you have to spend it on in the [bleep] store. >> You know, I had a million dollars in Jeffrey Bucks. So one time I was buying bicycles and [bleep] it's just it just I was an animal and I feel really guilty about it today. I'm thinking of booking the Fox Theater in Boulder and doing like cuz Leisio is opening back up my Italian joint. >> So they called and they said we're opening back up and I'm like I'm thinking of doing Boulder like Fox Theater. Just take my lumps, apologize, donate to something there and just call it a [bleep] night cuz I still feel guilty man. And I'm old, but now I feel guilty about the damage. I put Boulder through [bleep] eight I mean, I got chased through the mall by security and I'm throwing [bleep] CDs at them. [laughter] I remember the Denver Broncos were playing Cleveland in ' 87, those big playoff games. Do you remember those, Jamie? >> Doug, I'm at the mall one day and everybody's in the hallway looking at TVs. I'm like, who's minding the stores? I went into Radio Shack and I popped out the [bleep] CD player, brand new one, and just put the quarter on it and walked out like nothing. Who does that, dog? That's animal. I'm I'm ashamed to admit this [bleep] but it was like you said when you first went to Boulder the first time. You're like, "This must have been a [bleep] grocery store for Joey Diaz." >> That's exactly what I said when I went >> It was [laughter] It was a shame. >> Everybody's so They're so like peaceful and sweet.

>> chaos. And it was too much. When I was in the prison, I brought chaos in there. I had my cell open. I did what I wanted. It was just too much. And I to this day it's New York. You could [bleep] like that because that's what New York is about. I was a [bleep] piece of [bleep] in New York too. But I don't feel guilty about that. I still walk around the city now. >> Got so many pieces of [bleep] in New York. Unique in Boulder. >> It was unique. But in Boulder they didn't have anything like me. >> They didn't they had no >> I was shaking down people. Some guy kept telling me I saw you on A&E. Remember in the in the ' 90s and ' 80s A&E was a mafia channel. They talked Bill whatever talked about A&E to call the own family. >> And this guy saw me one day. like, "Hey, you're the guy that's in the witness relocation plan." This is 8 [bleep] nine. This is way before Sammy and all those guys went in. This guy's telling me you you're a witness relocated guy. A little Italian guy. I saw you on on A&E. You're George the Animal Something from Boston. I'm like, "Dog, that's not me. Stop saying that. I already got problems in [bleep] Boulder and you're telling people that I'm a witness relocated mafia guy." He pissed me off so much. Finally, I just kicked his [bleep] door down. He had like one of those Italian knickknack stores. I went in there and I said, "Dog, since I'm George the animal, I am. You're going to give me 200 a week." Bro, he started giving me 200 a week for like 3 weeks. Then he called a sit down with Antonio Lizio. And Antonio's like, "Yeah, you got to keep paying him." And the guy closed up shop like 3 weeks later. I never saw him again. Little Italian guy would always kick his shoes up. Dog, that's crazy [bleep] I would snort coke at an ATM in Boulder. They had a next to Murphy's there's an ATM you could walk into with the door. I would go in there with a case of beer at night and just put Coke on the metal. Can't take this [bleep] back. But it [clears throat] was done and I can't undo it, you know? >> But it bothers you now. >> Well, does it bother you or does it just make you confused like how the [bleep] I

>> Nobody remember half this [bleep] I'm saying. Nobody ever remember this [bleep] People are on they moved on with their lives. They saw me now. They go, "Hey, that's a guy that kidnapped the guy." No, you know, my name was in the paper. My picture wasn't. They didn't have a picture of me, but everything else was in the [bleep] paper. It's a guilt. It's a weird [bleep] guilt, man. That I could have done so much better there if I would have play If I would have played my card, right? I could have graduated college as a [bleep] astronaut cuz they were going to give me everything just cuz I was Cuban. They had no Spanish people at that college. They had only like eight blacks that played football. So, they were doing anything to get Latinos. I would have been a [bleep] astronaut [laughter] >> Yeah, but we would have missed this, Joey. >> it's good that it turned out this way. >> Let me ask you something. If you wouldn't have gotten into [laughter] this [bleep] thing, what would you what would you think you'd be doing now? >> If I hadn't gotten into which one? >> This thing that we're doing, standup comedy. No, stand up comedy opened up everything. >> What would I be doing? Uh, I don't know, man. I don't know. I probably would have fought again. >> Would you be a chef? Would you be I mean, I could pin you as a chef. You love to cook.

>> Yeah, I do love to cook. Um, chef, a mason. >> I found something that I enjoyed doing. >> I don't know. I would have figured it out. >> What's your second love? >> The real problem would be if I had a kid real young. >> So, if uh, you know, I know a bunch of my friends got married and had kids when they're like 22, 23. >> The pro, there's nothing wrong with that, but [clears throat] then that really limits your ability to just go for it because you have mouths to feed. That's a different animal. You know, I I think about the early days of standup when I was 21 and how I had zero money. I mean, zero. I had zero money. I barely could eat. I [clears throat] remember I had a a big [bleep] jar of pennies and nickels and dimes and [bleep] and I remember rolling it all up so I could go get a sandwich. Like I [snorts] had no money. And so I were I could imagine like if I was trying to do that, I said, "Well, I'm just going to live like this for a couple years and I think if I work hard enough, I could eventually start making money doing standup and if I keep getting better, maybe I could be a professional, you know, that was the idea. It was never like have a career. But if I had a kid and I had a wife, there's no way I would have done it. [clears throat] There's no way I would have to have gotten a job." And that's where a lot of people get into, you know, or maybe you think it's going to be a good investment to get a house, which it is, but now you've got a mortgage. So, you got a mortgage, you can't just [bleep] lose everything. Like, I got my car repossessed. I was broke, man. I was broke, >> bro. I used to have to hide my car in a garage so they won't repossess.

>> Yeah. I mean, it was 100% check to check. Never had any money in the bank. >> I don't know if this ever happens to you, but it happens to me a lot now. And this is why I started this grateful [bleep] because that day is I pull up to my house. I don't know who lives there. >> I go, who lives here? This is me really. >> I know it doesn't feel real. >> And then you ask, you say yourself, this is the most important thing for people listening. I want you to listen to this. If you have a dream or a goal, you go, I got to pay for that with comedy, which I always thought I was just going to make $100 a set. And I would have been fine with that if nobody would ever bothered me in my life. I would have been fine with $100 a set, getting in my beat up car and doing that, getting your dick sucked, getting STDs. I would have done all that [bleep] you know? That's what it is. So when you look at your house, whether it cost $40,000 or $80 million and go, I paid for this doing $15 sets at the comedy store. >> When you got into this, you just wanted to survive. Never mind the [bleep] house and cars and you never dreamed of this with standup. I know I didn't. >> I never dreamed of this with anything. No, >> I I never thought I would be a person who had money.

>> I dreamed of being a funny person and to be funny enough to make a living in standup. Yeah. >> I never saw this part of it. So when I pull up in my house and I go, that was paid with $20 sets. >> $25 here, 15 here, 100 here. Yeah, that adds up. I'm not saying that. But that was paid by a dream. >> Not a job, not something my family did. I wasn't forced into like raising lemons or whatever the [bleep] people do that are decent, you know, growing lemons, [laughter] you know? Seriously, we were born into this. This is something we got into and said, "I just want to survive. >> I just want to be able to eat three meals and get enough gas to go to the next thing." Forget money in the bank. Forget it. It's overrated. I would never even open up a bank account. I didn't open up a bank account till I was 40 years old, you know? I just ran on whatever the [bleep] I would open and put 20 in and write a bounce check and [bleep] move on and pray that nobody caught you, you know? And people have no idea what that feeling is like. I get in my car and I go, "Holy shit." How many cars did I have that I had a What are those? Bungee cords. Oh, yeah. A bungee cord. >> I had a car when I first did comedy. I had to close the door with a bungee cord across my thing. It was like my combination seat belt because if I took a [bleep] right turn, the door would open. You know, the door would just wing open. Now I'm in a car that's [bleep] I paid for with comedy, not drugs. >> Not anything. No. Whether it's nice or not, you paid for this without nobody's interference with somebody with something that somebody told you you'd never be good at. >> You never be good at. Somebody at least said it to you one time. Joe, come on, man. Comedy.

>> You're never going to What do you think? You're going to be on HBO with [bleep] [clears throat] Richard Prior and George Carlin. You laugh, but you're like, they kind of right. They were [bleep] wrong. We didn't know it. We just didn't [bleep] know it. >> Well, it's like telling someone, "I'm going to run 200 miles." Like, no, you're not. You can't even run around the block. like, "No, one day I'm going to run 200 miles." Like, "No, you're not. You're not going to run 200 miles." And most of the time they're right. But if you're one of those [bleep] that says, "Look, it might take me 10 years to develop the endurance to run 200 miles. But I I can't if I start right now, next month I'm going to be able to run five miles, you know, in six months I'll be able to run 10 miles, and then I'm going to keep going." >> But then you quit before the miracle happens. >> Well, somewhere along the line, not >> How many people do we know that quit? How many people do we know that were really talented, that were really funny, >> and just disappeared and now you see him like >> I don't want to shame anybody, but there's a few guys and there's this one guy at the early days of the comedy store that I really tried to help. I connected him to my manager and I was like, "This guy's legit." I'm like, "You're funny, dude. Like, you're you're good if you just [bleep] stay." And then had a bunch of personal problems, had a kid think I think he had some legal issues. Damn. But that guy, I'm like, I'll tell you later who it was. >> No, I know who it was.

>> Yeah. Yeah. And but I [clears throat] was like, that [bleep] was funny. He was funny. >> Way funnier than I was. >> He was great. He was a fun dude to be around. He was a cool dude. >> I was like, he's going to make it. >> There was people I looked at and I go, they're way funnier than I am. Holy >> We were both like the same age, too. We were like 27 when I first met him. And uh I connected with my manager and he was like, "Nobody ever did anything like that for me before." Like, "Nobody tries to help me." >> Nobody. I was like, "Listen, man. You you'll do it too now. You'll make it and then you'll do it, too. We'll all do it. It's it it helps and it doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt you at all to help somebody, but it helps them and it helps you. It helps you feel better. You feel better that you're helping someone. It's like it's a like I always say that being generous is kind of selfish in a way because you feel better, too. Like when I'm generous, I feel better." >> Yeah. Yeah. We all do. And when we're kind and when we try to help people, you feel better. It's good for you. It's good for everybody. And it's like that's a message that the world needs to hear. Like you could be good to people. And if you're good to people and you're nice to people, it'll help you too. And if you find someone who's got something, you got you got and you're doing a thing like you're doing a thing and there's someone who's got a spark, there's a little talent, help though. Help them. Help those people. Give them advice. Give them a push. Let them open for you. Let you know watch their set. give them some feedback. Help them cuz you know

>> we're not in the comedy business, Joe. I've never been in the comedy business. I don't know what anybody's talking about. We're in the karma business. >> It's a little of that. >> I'm in the karma business. I am not in the com my my goal every day is to make somebody's day. One person, a woman at the supermarket. You're looking [bleep] bad in a [bleep] today. Oh, stop it, Joey. Yeah, that I just made her [bleep] day. Her husband sees her every day and never tells her she's banging. And I'm going up to this lady I don't even know and I'm like damn if I was 20 years younger you know they're older than me like they don't you know >> that's my thing every day just make somebody's day one person you can't save the world >> but one day a gesture a handshake a couple dollars is not going to set you back. That is kind of what you if you're if you're doing a thing where you're doing something that people enjoy. Like think about like your sets. Like think about how many people have gone to see you and you change their night. Gone to see you. Like how many nights at the store people come in, you want to see a show? Yeah, let's go see a show. You go on stage and rock that [bleep] place. They leave, they're holding their side like and they go out and get something to eat afterwards. NOBODY SAID THAT [bleep] THING ABOUT AND THEY'RE D like change people's evenings. You change their feelings. You change the way they feel and you feel good because of it. It's like this weird exchange. The reason why we love killing. >> Especially people that are really good at it, what they love is that they're making other people happy. That's really what you love. >> That's it. I love it. >> You're making other people happy

>> and you feel happy because you're making and when you don't Oh, you feel terrible. >> I feel I do better when I look at the audience and they're laughing and I laugh with them. Once I laugh, you're done. >> You're done. Yeah. >> Once I start laughing and giggling, >> parties. Yeah. No, it's real. >> You're having fun. >> It's real. It's real. When I look out there and I see somebody that should not be laughing and they're laughing at something blue as [bleep] that I said and I don't expect them to laugh, that's what makes me laugh. Or the look on their face from the shock of you saying >> That's what always kicks me into this [bleep] mode, you know?

>> Yeah. It's beautiful. The the other thing I want to talk about in this podcast cuz I was talking to a friend of mine in Jersey standup [snorts] and this is the other thing people don't see. We're very blessed because we went to LA or wherever the [bleep] we went and one day you're talking to somebody and two weeks later they're in a [bleep] the biggest movie in Hollywood. >> And it's very hard to explain to people to sit believe in yourself and just keep showing up and that this happens. But since people don't have see that happen in their world, you know, in Jersey, what do you see? A guy hits the lottery, >> he can wins a million dollars. That's their way out of this life. For us, it was like we had we saw too many people make it like this. Like one day they had nothing and the next day they're on CBS [bleep] doing a show for eight years with whether it's Kevin or whether it's >> [bleep] uh the other guy, the great guy from Pittsburgh. You've seen that. So it gives you hope. Now at that situation, you could say, "Fuck that dude. He's a [bleep] loser." You could go, "Good for him. He just moved the notch up a little bit so I could get on that conveyor line." That's the beauty of it. Not looking at that person going, "Fuck him. He sucks. He stole my joke in Pittsburgh. Who gives a [bleep] about Pittsburgh in ' 89? Guy's on TV now. You know, whatever he is, be happy because you're next. You know him. You [bleep] do sets with him, >> You're there in the rotation with him at the store every night and off and it can happen for you, too. >> It happens. [clears throat] So once you see it, you go, "Oh [bleep] Okay, now I know what I need to do." >> That's if you're real. >> That's if you're real. I need to get off coke. I need to cut this [bleep] out. I need to do this, this, and this. Just to get me closer to that because I see it too much. I see people living in an apartment with eight people and next thing you know they got a house in Beverly Hills. Most people don't see that,

>> So, it's tough to explain to them what they because everybody thinks you're going to hit the lottery in your life's going to change. Boy, are they mistaken. Everybody thinks $10 million going to change their life and make them a better person. It's not. It's not. We think it's going to. Like when you were broke all those years, you used to say, "I can't wait to have money." >> But you never said, "I can't wait to have money for what?" I never thought I would have money. >> I never said I can't wait to have money. My thought was I want to like make a living. That's it. >> That's it. That's why I was >> Even when I first started with standup, like it was just to make a living. It was just doing this thing. I I was a [bleep] loser in like regular society. I was good at kicking people. I was a loser in regular society. I was like I I didn't graduate college. I barely got out of high school. I wasn't paying attention. I I didn't care about school. All I cared about was whatever I cared about, whether it was drawing or whether it was martial arts. Those are the things that I cared about. That's it. >> So, I always felt like I just need to find a way to live because I I'm never going to be a successful person. I had like resigned myself to that. I had no aspirations. >> You [snorts] [bleep] No, you were way worse than me because you were in and out of jail. >> No, I had no family, felonies, no GED. I was set to [bleep] die.

>> And that little [bleep] accident I had in when I was 25 years old, you know, it's like right now, you go, you look at the news and there's this big thing going on by the ice facility by my house in Jersey in uh Newark. They keep [bleep] banging and I'm sitting there going, >> "Here's how stupid we are as Americans." I don't know if Americans know this [bleep] When you go to jail, you lose all your rights. You know why I don't go to jail, Joe? Because that sleep apnea machine doesn't mean nothing in jail. We don't care if you die, >> You know what you have to do to get them sleep apnnea machine in jail? You got to go to a manufacturer. They have to send it to you directly, which we'll get into later. But my point is that [bleep] What was my point? I don't even know. I got so high before. >> Your point was that you never thought you were going to go anywhere. >> I never thought I was going to go anywhere >> until comedy came around and you realized, oh, this is a thing that I can do. >> But all I wanted was 4,000 a month. In my mind, I was such a loser that I said to myself, if I can make 4,000 a month, I'm a millionaire. >> And today, 4,000 a month doesn't even get you rent,

>> Not even nothing. 4,000. >> But back then, 4,000 a month was like 8,000 a month. >> Yeah. 8,000 a month now. >> And you would say, okay, if I made a h 100red grand a year, I can live like you can live off 100 grand a year and be comfortable. Like that's the goal. The goal was always just to be comfortable. But the thing with you is I've realized this like very early on. you were going to it was going to take a different path. Like I remember watching like you emerge when you really started like killing on stage and I was saying and then you know all these agents you remember I had that one agent that would get mad that I would take you on the road with me. [laughter] >> He would get mad. I was like what the [bleep] is wrong with he's not I don't think he's funny. I don't think he's talented. I go you don't know what the [bleep] you're talking about. You don't know anything. I go why does he make me laugh so hard? He's like well you're a degenerate. Like you're a [bleep] crazy person. And you got to realize the audience is offended and that's your audience. Like shut the [bleep] up. I knew that you were a different path. So for you, your emergence came with the emergence of the internet. And when the

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internet came around and we started doing podcasts, I'm like, this is the way that Joey's going to break because they'll get to see the real you. >> When I told stories, when I listen, it's like 24/7 on HBO. You may hate [bleep] I don't know, throw any name up. You may hate that boxer for some reason. He He's whatever. He's cocky, but then they show you his house and they show you he's got four daughters and they show you that he wakes up every morning and feeds the daughters. You thought he was a [bleep] animal. In the cage, he's an animal, but in life, he's just a regular guy. And you get to see that and go, "No, I like him. I don't see a guy that just punches people in the head. I see a guy that's Look at him. He's got [bleep] makeup on for his daughters and he's cooking breakfast every morning. Then he goes trains like that. Uh Jason, what was his name? The big young brother from the UFC, Alexander. Remember he came and he was knocking heads and they found out he couldn't do jiu-jitsu. Great guy though. >> Houston Alexander. >> I watched that thing on him. He was raising four girls. His wife, the crack mom, left. >> That dude was a tank. >> He was a tank. And he would train in the mornings, then go home, cook for the kids. >> Remember when he knocked out Keith Jardine? Big upset. Big upset. >> Big upset. Jardine just tried to take him out and Houston Alexander was throwing bombs.

>> He was big and [bleep] strong. >> And he was a radio DJ, >> you know. He was a radio DJ. >> I didn't know that. >> Yeah. He was a hip-hop DJ. Find out where Houston Alexander was. I'd love to know where he is. Like a big DJ. Like he was successful. >> He always talked to me at the airports. >> Very good guy. Very good. >> Very good guy. I was like, "Wow." But you know you I knew that once I was able to tell my story where I came from it was I w I didn't know how to do it on stage.

>> Then after I done a podcast over the years I got better enough to learn how to do it on stage. >> But you did figure out how to do something on stage. That was the switch. And the switch was you figured out how to be Joey Diaz in the parking lot on >> In stage that was the that was killing me. >> But it went like that. >> Like that. I never saw anybody flip a switch from struggling on stage to crushing like you. I was like, "This is wild." >> And I'm going to tell you some of the reasons. I was too focused on material. You're too focused on your [bleep] material. And you know what? At the end of day, your material sucks. I've heard it already. And that's what I would think in my mind. So, I would do better. But when I went up there just with one thought and attacked it, >> you know what I mean? I mean, it's hard to explain what I'm saying to you. Yeah. No, you what you what you did was you treated the audience like they were your boys and we're all hanging out versus treated the audience like I'm a comic. Here's some jokes. Like when you first started when I first What did I meet you in '96? >> 97. When I first met you, you were doing jokes. Like you go on stage and do jokes.

>> I would focus on the jokes on that paper. Don't focus on that. At 11:30 at the store, your jokes don't mean [bleep] They just saw three hours of top-notch comedy. What are you bringing to the table? You going to go up there and tell me what I saw on the news? And who taught us that? Paul Mooney. How to relax? He would just go up there and in my mind he was just vibing with the audience. >> He did a lot of that >> and it worked. And I took that realm of relax. >> Mooney taught us a lot. >> He was a real veteran, you know. He was like one of the only guys when we were there that was there during the prior years. probably >> and was respected. >> It wasn't like one of those There was a few guys that were still hanging around that had literally acts from the >> They were still doing like Bruce Springsteen jokes. No,

>> it was terri. It was just bad. >> Always topical, too. Always new [bleep] Anytime new [bleep] was going on the news, he had 10 solid minutes on it >> That day if it happened, you told on news that night >> I remember he was crushing on stage once. We were dying in the back of the room. He goes, "Oh, that's right. I write, [bleep] I write. >> Yeah. No, no, he's [bleep] We were dying. >> But that calmness taught me how to I was going up there and rushing. >> I was going up there doing two mistakes. Rushing and worrying about that material like it was Bible, >> I'll give you an example. Sometimes I get an audition, right? When I was doing a lot of auditions, this is when I learned that early on when I was auditioning that if I focused on that line, those lines, I wasn't going to So I had to dip into Marlon Brando's [bleep] tools. Marlon Brando didn't read [bleep] He put those signs on you so you felt more organic. But it wasn't even that. It was know who your character is. I could tell you to go [bleep] your mother 18 different ways. Right.

>> So it's the same thing. You have to just learn not the words but what he's trying to say in there. You don't need the words. The words are [bleep] What is this guy trying to say in there? Yeah, you take some of the sentences that he's saying, but you slow it down. And that's what he did in that scene when he tells everybody if my son should hang by a bolt of lightning, you then Marlon Brando in the hotel scene. That's a beautiful [bleep] scene. If you love that [bleep] like I do, all those [bleep] were wearing signs. You've seen the the the behind the scenes of that. >> So the the their words, the script was >> were on papers. So Duval was sitting across from him with a billboard. >> That boss was sitting across from and you see him like he just look up and that I will not forgive and he take another pause and look at another Q card and and because he wanted it to be organic. >> He didn't want it to sound like those [bleep] lines this writer wrote, >> And that's for everything. If you know the character, I know the character. I know me. >> See, that's crazy. [laughter] >> Everybody had science, dog. That is really crazy.

>> in The Godfather? Did it work? Okay, so go [bleep] yourself. It >> was watching this thing where they were very skeptical about him playing. >> Oh, did you see the Sony thing? >> The Sony series. Very good. >> Yeah. Very good. Yeah. What an interesting Imagine skeptical about Marlon Brando playing the Godfather. Well, brother, he had shot a movie, Beutiny on the Bounty, and they went down there, and the [bleep] [bleep] that chick, and he wasn't even directing anymore. He was in a hut. He gave like the ad, the camera. You didn't hear about that? >> That's a huge story. >> But that's Apocalypse Now, right? >> No. And then Apocalypse Now, he went to a meeting. They gave him all this loot and they told him, "You got to show up 180." Like, you're supposed to be a Green Beret,

>> Well, that's why they kept him in the dark, right? that they kept him in the dark and they shaved black shirt, you know, he didn't give a [bleep] He did it however and that's why they hated him. But at the same time, you got to love the [bleep] cuz it's working. >> Yeah. Well, it was authentic, right? >> Yeah. That Apple TV show was very interesting. >> very And I I met that dude. Remember, he created The Longest Yard. Al Ruddy did the longest yard from scratch. When he did the Godfather, I think he didn't take two and he went to do the longest yard. He loved it. So, he created the longest yard. So, when we shot our longest yard, he was there every Friday for his little checky poo. Big [bleep] Big dude, dog. Good dude. Big hands and [bleep] Would just talk to you about stuff. Good dude. So, I got it like that [bleep] you know, be buddy. And I think he did something else after that. Look at the movies he did. Look at the movies here. Jamie, when you get a minute, Paul Rudy's films. >> What was that other question that had asked you earlier >> I asked you to look something up? Forget >> Yes, Omaha. He was from Omaha. >> That's what it is.

>> What radio station? >> Is he still doing it? >> Yeah, it says he currently is. >> He currently is still. Look at that. We got to call him. I think he fought recently. I think he had a fight like within the last couple of years. >> This says 2017 for MMA box. Bare knuckle boxing in 2023. >> Won all four of his bare knuckle fights. >> Bare knuckle fighting. Dude's a DJ. UFC veteran. Said, "Fuck it. Let's get some bare knuckle fights in." >> How [bleep] great is that that you could DJ and then go fight somebody on

>> And that's life, man. That's a life that's worth living. You got your money. You're getting your money's worth. You're getting your money's worth. You want to sit at home, be senary, whatever. Live like, you know, watching TV and you're scared they're going to bomb you. You're done. You got to keep [bleep] living. That's what you know. >> Yeah. You got to do things. That's the thing about life. You got to do things. Too many people just sit around wanting to do things and not doing anything. It's hard to get moving, though. That's what a lot of people find. They find it's hard to like go out to that club for that first open mic, step into that gym the first time. Like D-Rod, uh Daniel Rodriguez, did you see that podcast? We talked about how he got arrested in Tijana. >> You know D-Rod from the UFC? >> So D-Rod uh beats Kevin Holland, right? Goes to uh San Diego celebrating and his boys like, "Let's go to Tijuana." [bleep] yeah. Let's go to Tijuana. Just go to drink, have a good time. Just won a huge fight. top 15 UFC welterweight has an ounce of weed in his bag. He thinks, "Well, weed's legal in California. Weed's decriminalized in Mexico. Who cares? Maybe I'll bribe somebody. I'll get out of this." It's a federal offense to bring weed in. And even though weed's decriminalized in Mexico, it's not for visitors. It's only for Mexican citizens. >> How do you get out of that one? >> Well, one of the things he had to do is become a Mexican citizen. [snorts] So he's got dual citizenship now. Yeah. He was in jail for [bleep] eight months, man. >> Yeah. He was just training in jail. He looks great. He looks great now, but when he got out, he was he's like, I had no protein. So I'm in there working out every day with [bleep] eating noodles and and potato chips. >> No protein. And so he he got real thin. Like he showed a photo of him like the day he got out. I mean, this [bleep] was training every day, twice a day in jail. He's like, I'm going to make the most out of this. But it's he has no food. The food's terrible. So his body had wasted away.

>> I think I used to get protein. >> He couldn't. He asked. He tried to get it. He said, "You get girls, you get all these different things." He goes, "He couldn't get [bleep] good food >> And he was a cellmate with a cartel guy. The cartel guy took care of him. The cartel guy recognized him. Look, we'll take care of you. Hang out with us. And he just said, "I'm going to keep my nose down. Just train." But he said he got a bunch of guys training with him because they they were inspired. They're like, "Fuck yeah, let's train with D-Rod." So he had he had all these guys in there. He said some of them were [bleep] talented. Prison's fun. [laughter] I don't give a [bleep] what anybody tells you. Once you get to your destination and you meet your homies and you create a little thing, it's like anything else. We just can't step out the walls. But you make it happen. Like I laughed a lot in there, bro. I laughed. >> Because nobody's funnier in prison than black people. I don't give a [bleep] what they tell you. They're the true kings of the prison system. And I had the two best. I had I was I had the two best. And you know sometimes that >> that's where you first did stand up, right? >> First did stand up just for the inmates. >> Yeah. Wednesday, Thursday night. >> They just talk some [bleep]

>> during the movies. They would go, "This movie sucks." They would be like PT 109, you know? We don't want to see [bleep] Kennedy in a movie. Get up there, Cuba. And I would just go up there and [bleep] around and it >> it was nothing that was I ever thought about anything. Like I You said something before thinking about the first time you went to that open mic. Boy, was that scary for me. >> Took me eight months. I was such a [bleep] I would call the Comedy Works in Denver every week and every week I'd cancel Dem. Oh, I don't feel good. And then my ex-wife, God bless, as much as I hate her, she heard me on the phone and she has her mother to babysit. And she drove me down and I got on stage. I remember getting off that stage going, "How am I going to do this? I'm married with a kid." And three months later, she came home. She's like, "You're a loser. I don't want to be married to you no more." I'm like, "Yes." [laughter] Holy [bleep] you just did me [bleep] solid. Then she did me shitty afterward, but the point is she at least got me to that open mic. So, I have to be grateful for something that she did. You know, >> it's the hard the first step's the hard one. You know what I was saying about D-Rod, like the first time he ever went to the gym, his uh girlfriend got him a membership. She was like, he's cuz he drove by it a bunch of times. He thought about training, never went in. you had a bunch of street fights, never went in. He's like, "I think I could do that." And then finally, she's like, "Look, I got your present. I got your membership." >> Hold that thought. Can I go pee real quick? We're at the 2our mark. >> We'll be right back. >> We'll be right back. I got to go pee. >> That was a tremendous pee. [laughter] Oh my god.

>> Cuz the worst is when you try to concentrate and you have to piss like >> No, that's the worst. >> That's the [bleep] worst. When you have to drive and [bleep] you got to pee. And I'm to an age I just pull over. >> highway, whatever. I pull I open up the both doors and I make believe I'm looking for something and that dick is out peeing like I pee on the little leaf field and now I got after surgery they gave me a handicap sparking. I'm living like a doctor. You don't know what life is until you have handicap parking dog. You just pull right up and pick a spot. >> Like 4 feet away. When I got in the mail, dog, I was happier. That made me so happy. [bleep] walking. When I go to events now in Philadelphia, I just pull up and [bleep] put a neck brace on, walk out and [bleep] Oh, it's been beautiful. Joe, >> what do you have to do to get one of >> the doctor was like, "Oh, do you have it after surgery? I get a feed for 6 months." >> And then he goes, "Hold on one second." He went online. He's like, "Dog, you qualify for everything. You got everything on this list. Everything. Go." And they gave it to me for [bleep] like 3 years.

>> Yeah, I [bleep] Oh, tremendous. Joe, >> how does it feel right now? You're all right. >> Yeah, it feels okay. I just listen, what happens is you do something every week. Like the second week I went, third week I went couple weeks I went boxing and it was good for like three times. And one day I went and I had a plan 25 minutes, eight rounds on the bag or the speed bag, but I do the bags and I alternate the bags. Sure enough, round number six, one of the guys comes over. He goes, "Joey, let's hit the mids." I'm excited. You know, he's a young guy. Let's do it. I left. My [bleep] leg blew up from that right punch to cross cuz everything walks into it. >> You're also moving around with >> You're moving around. So, I said, "Fuck it. Now I got to stand in front of the bag." So, I learned my lesson. >> And then last week, I went to PT and that [bleep] had me. I mean, I love him, but TJ, this [bleep] had me doing deadl lifts and wall squats with a thing with your weight on the back and you go all the way. >> So, it's all just to strengthen the muscles back. >> You have to You have to strengthen. But I prepped. I listened to you guys. I, you know, I did everything I could before the surgery. That's what made it easier. Made a lot easier. I called you. I told you I was doing [bleep] in 5 days. I didn't have a cane no more. You know, I was done. I I started driving at 8 days. Not because I couldn't, but because I was sick and tired of my wife driving me places

>> and I got to, you know, argue with her in the right hand lane. >> Yeah. Like a [bleep] >> Wow. That's crazy. >> So, it was the right foot, which is the accelerated brake combo. So, yeah. >> But, yeah, I was out of the house. You know, the pain pills were done after 8 days. Then I had to bring them back for PT. They were [bleep] killing me after PT. So after PT, you pop one, go home, put ice on it, rub it down with the cream, and stay off it for an hour or two, but then at night, I take a walk around the neighborhood. You could you're trying to strengthen this [bleep] >> You know, we're talking about it outside. Let's let's say you're in a hospital for 5 days and you eat cereal for five [bleep] days. You gain weight, >> your muscle breaks down and goes away. Like five days, stay in a hospital. It could [bleep] kill you just because, again, there's not that much protein. You're not getting 150 grams of protein a day. You're not moving >> and you're not moving. So [snorts]

>> that's the big one. >> I prepped for [clears throat] the surgery. I took all the supplements ways to well told me everything. Besarine. I took [bleep] My [bleep] piss is like glows in the dark at night. Purple [snorts] yellow. It's [bleep] amazing. I did all my PTS, all my BPC's 157, all my TB500s. I did them for [bleep] to the tea like they told me to. And you know, listen, I'm 63 and it's a 63 year old knee. So, I don't expect to be in the UFC fighting no Gary next week, but I could walk around and enjoy life with no [bleep] pain. Or no, it's not pain. It's like you always have an issue. You know it. >> You always have that thing with your knees. Sometimes it sticks. Well, then you got to do simple [bleep] You got to get your a piece of paper, put on the floor, and just roll your heel back and forth 20 times and do kicks when you're sitting around. All those things help the knee. You get that band and you put it around your leg and you just straighten out your leg. I do that at home. This is [bleep] I do at home, you know, instead of watching TV. It takes 15 [bleep] minutes. 15 [bleep] minutes of your time. And I got the bull worker. They sent me a bull worker. >> What's that? [clears throat] >> The thing I told you last time about it's isometric [bleep] >> So, I did the bull work. I did the deadlifts at the bull worker. Now I'm [bleep] cuz I don't know how to change the strings. So, I got to learn how to [bleep] change the strings. But that's all it was. It was preparing for the surgery, >> right? You can't just go in there and not strengthen the little muscles around the area. Yeah, >> Yeah, you got to do something. It's very important, especially if you're going to go into surgery. I know a lot of people that have had knee surgery and didn't do that. And it's a big

>> They won't go to PT. It's like, you don't go to PT. What the [bleep] is wrong with you? >> that's They came Listen, I had the surgery Thursday. Went in my house knocking Friday [bleep] afternoon. I was home Friday from the hospital and they said, "They're coming over today. That [bleep] had me going up and downstairs, walking outside with the cane, getting in and out of the tub. He was I don't even have a tub. I have a walking shower. But he was like, I'm going to do everything with you. So, it was pretty [bleep] like I said, this surgery was a lot better. The company that I did business with was a lot better. Last time I did it at Sennate, that's like a medical network in New Jersey. Not bad. They have a great facility there. But you know when I went to do the surgery, my acupuncturist said, "When you go talk to that guy the day before the surgery, ask him about the sanitary conditions at the hospital." So when I went, I said, "Hey, what's the sanitary conditions at the hospital?" He's like, "Ah, you hear rumors. And then when I went for the surgery, they prepped me up. They gave me everything. They gave me the IV. They were right about to do that thinging you right back." And he said, "We're not doing the surgery. I don't agree with sanit." I was pissed, but I'm like happy. I could have ended up >> Doctor didn't agree with the sanitary conditions. >> He came out and said, "Oh, no, not today. We'll do it next week at a different hospital." >> that's So, what were people getting Mercer or something? >> Something that Mercer in there, and they're like, "No." Everybody was telling me, "Be careful with the Mercer in that hospital." >> Oh, Mercer is [bleep] terrifying. >> But the funny thing was he gave me a 20 milligram oxy, which they never gave

>> That's a strong [bleep] And I forgot I took it. Remember I told you? I forgot. I'm in a Chinese restaurant yelling Gino. I'm like, what [laughter] the [bleep] is wrong with me? Oh [bleep] I took that 20. I was [bleep] up for 8 hours on that thing. >> So they give it to you before the >> Yeah, just one other precocion. They did that. The >> Yeah, precaution. Whatever the [bleep] So you don't wake up in the middle of surgery yelling and [bleep] screaming like a [bleep] They do that. The epidural. The epidural was tough because I felt it in my nut sack. Like they give you a couple shots and one of the shots made me actually go like this cuz I felt it on the bottom towards the end of the nut sack. Not the meat potatoes part but towards the end >> I was like this is not bueno dog. >> What is the thing they do? Uh I I saw this video online about it. It's like I think it's called nerve ablation. I might be making that up, but they they literally like cut the nerves off when people have back pain. Like some people with back pain, it's like they're in constant nerve pain and they were showing how they just snip the nerves and I was like, "Wait, wait a minute. Could is that hinder your movement? Like what is what happens there? Is this it?" >> Yeah. So, what is that? Radio frequency ablation for back pain management. What does it mean? Like what does that what do they do? Cuz the way I was looking at online, I'm like, it looks like they just cut the nerves. A minimally invasive outpatient procedure uses heat to intentionally damage nerves carrying pain signals from the spine to the brain. Primarily provides long lasting relief for chronic back pain caused by arthritis or facet joint degeneration. Wow. But does does that mean your back just keeps getting worse, but you don't feel it? What happens when you do that? Duration back, please. Uh, the procedure typically takes 30 to 60 minutes. You could usually go home the same day. Pain relief is not immediate. Often takes 1 to 3 weeks for the nerve to fully settle. Relief typically lasts anywhere from 6 to 12 months. Although it can last for several years for some patients. Are the nerves permanently destroyed? No. The nerves regenerate over time. When the nerve grows back, your pain may return, but the procedure can be repeated. What is the recovery and risks? What's the risks? Uh, complications are rare but include infection, bleeding at the insertion site, temporary numbness, or skin irritation. Oh, normal stuff. Huh. Interesting. Pain. That's nuts, man. Just shut off the pain. You kind of want to know if it hurts, though. No, I would imagine like you're doing more damage if you're if it hurts, >> It's like cortisol. you're numbing it,

>> And then it keeps getting worse, but you don't feel >> Well, especially cortisone. With cortisone, you can only do that so many times for like joints like it can degrade tendons and stuff cuz some people their knuckleheads, they just keep getting cortisone shots. Next thing you know, your shoulder falls apart. >> Yeah. You don't know. That's the worst thing. >> Yeah. You could tear tear. >> That's what they'll let you do if you let them. So, this is what I'm saying. Unless you check out what option Listen, it's 2026, man. >> I'm scared of needles. And I'll tell you, half my life I [bleep] up because I was scared of needles. If I would have just I don't know what it was. I was just scared of needles. Now I'll [bleep] take a needle wherever the [bleep] you want to give it to them. [laughter] >> You know what I'm saying? Like now you can shoot me while I'm standing up. I don't >> Once you get used to doing peptides, needles don't mean [bleep]

>> And those are diabetic needles. They don't do [bleep] >> It's like It's good to stop taking medicine if you don't want to. >> Ah, that makes sense. So [clears throat] if you're in pain anyway. So a success rate is 70 to 85%. It's most stressful when the procedure targets the medial branch nerves responsible for facet joint arthritis. Success typically refi defined as 50% or greater reduction in lower back pain. U better physical function. Reduced need for pain medication. That's big because some people they're just [bleep] in especially back stuff. Some people are just in agony every day. they wake up and they're just in agony and it's a long road back, you know, to get in. If you have back pain, it's a long road to heal that [bleep] And you got to be very, very smart about it. And you got to stretch. That's one thing that a lot of people don't like to do. A lot of lower back pain. You a lot of that is just everything's tight and you can stretch and relieve a lot of that [bleep] A lot of that. >> Yoga comes in handy. You don't go anymore, do you? You don't go anymore. >> I do a lot of yoga things though. a house. >> I haven't. Yeah, we actually have a yoga room in the studio. I've never used it. We got a heated room. We could crank that [bleep] up to 105 degrees and do >> I haven't done the red light. I'll tell you what else I did after the surgery that worked. The hyperbaric chamber. >> Oh yeah, that's big.

>> I did that twice a week. I still got >> for recovery. For recovery, that's fantastic. >> And my oxygen levels are always low. Joe, I got to figure I got to talk to ways too well tomorrow. Every morning I wake up 88%. You know, I'm always in the red zone. I got to cuz I think lack of oxygen is helping me burn fat and a lot of other [bleep] I My oxygen's at 88 some days. 8 [bleep] five. >> Why would that help you burn fat? >> Because you need oxygen to do everything. You need oxygen for a [bleep] fire. >> So if you have low oxygen, you burn fat. >> How can you recuperate? How can you fully recuperate with no oxygen in your [bleep] I think I don't [bleep] know. I'm not sure that's correct, but I think that um the more you exercise, the more you're going to get oxygen in your system for sure. Hyprobaric pain chamber will help, but once you're like fully healed up and you can really exercise on a regular basis, it'll get back to normal. [snorts] >> No, because I do breath exercise every morning. That's what you have to do. You have to breathe through your nose like 10 times and then hold it and then I take the

>> What do they think is causing it? The low oxygen. >> They don't know nothing. They don't know nothing. They don't want to find out nothing. >> But I'll take the cord and the the clip that you put on your finger and put on my ear. It gives you a better read. >> What's more accurate >> so far? The ear for me. I learned that from an old Filipino lady. Oh yeah. >> In the hospital. She had all the tricks. >> So I do that. I test it. You know, when I wake up in the morning, I have it. I check my blood pressure like twice a day. It's the best it's been in 20 [bleep] years. >> I think some of those Fitbits can do that [bleep] now. Can they do that? What

>> do they measure oxygen levels? >> Some of those um really advanced wearable devices can measure oxygen levels too now I think. Are they Is that real? >> Yeah. Yeah, they all do. They all do. That's part of the deal. They measure your uh heart rate heart rate variable >> like those wearables like the wrist stuff. >> So, I'll tell you what I got in mine. I got uh the [bleep] in the mornings. It tells you. >> What are you wearing? A Whoop. >> Whoop. Yeah. Within >> It does that. The Whoop tests oxygen levels.

>> No, it has respiratory rate. >> I got to get back on the Whoop. I used to use it all the time, but they got they've gotten even better. >> Yeah, they This one is a lot better. My heart rate's good today. My oxygen is 91 because I'm here with you. >> And my uh skin temperature is minus one. So, it texts all that [bleep] I uh my problem with wearables is all these tattoos. So like this. Oh, okay. It's reading it now. This reads my heart rate. This is a Garmin. It reads my heart rate some. All right. Now it's not like it doesn't read through the tattoos very well. I have to like move it around [snorts] to get >> that's [bleep] insane. >> You can't read through the tattoos because the ink's in the way. Doesn't, you know, it's it's it's literally using some sort of a visual um system. It's like it's light. Like if you look at the back of the watch, there's a there's like a light back there. See? >> Yeah. I have the same. >> So that is flashing into your uh veins and then it somehow or another gets information from that and that's how it tells you the same thing.

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>> Yeah. So the problem is all these tattoos I thought about like removing my tattoos just around the whole the circle where the watch goes just like go get it lasered. I might do it because I don't see that anyway. I'm always No, >> I always have a watch on and so like now it's reading. >> They're speaking about, you know, burning your nerves and all that [bleep] and that thing that >> I remember one year I had a fung I still got a fungi toenail but I had the really bad fungi toenail and I saw a thing in group on for a company in Studio City that blowtorched it with heat for six sessions. >> It kill the fungus. >> Yeah. No, it never worked but I went anyway. And the lady would put like a mask on, would [laughter] [bleep] And she'd look at my toe like you would see a [bleep] And as she was burning it, you could smell the fungus burning. It smells like dead [bleep] [bleep] >> And she would be there and I would ask her questions so she'd have to pull the take a whiff of this [bleep] fungi toenail. Oh, there's times I buff it out myself now cuz nobody will buff it out for me. Like I can't take it to a Chinese woman. They'll lose their mind. >> Can you put like antifungus cream on it?

>> I put everything on it. It's too deep. It just fungus runs deep. This is [laughter] This is the fungus I brought back from Cuba. It and it's it [bleep] pops up from time to time. I get under my tit like it just the fungus just grows. I don't know what I have to eat. Like some days I eat something and it backfires and I get all these fungus marks. I get all itchy and [bleep] out of a creep. [laughter] But this [bleep] burnt that toe for six weeks. And every week I would ask her more creepy questions. [laughter] She would have to take that mask off and smell that fungus. Dog. It was horrible. When [laughter] she would walk out, she closed the door like I was like, "Nope." And the thing never worked. She never burned me once. But she was serious with that blow torch. >> No, it did nothing. I told you the fungus is too deep. So they to get rid of that, you have to do a liver test to see how strong cuz the zapping is [bleep] hard on your body and it's really hard on your liver. So my liver didn't cut it, so they can't zap me with that medication. >> Did you hear about that lady who had Alzheimer's, she couldn't talk anymore. They gave her five grams of psilocybin mushrooms >> and she's singing opera now. >> All a sudden she came back. Started talking. >> They said she hadn't talked in a long time. She could remember things. I know for a fact I got a good buddy of mine that stuted. That was his childhood thing. Every time he smoked crack, you should have seen that [bleep] Not a strut in there. He talks to you straight. >> Paul, you know Paul Stamuts, the mushroom expert. He's been on this podcast many times. He's an illegitimate micologist, like a scientist. >> He had a horrible stutter when he was a kid. Took 10 grams.

>> Gone. It's unreal. And people will still go, "Nah, mushrooms are deadly. They're going to kill you. [bleep] you." >> Isn't that crazy? You need to see the devil every once in a while in your life. And that's what people don't. They don't see the downside because eating those mushrooms from time to time makes you step out like THC does and makes you look at yourself and make like a judgment call on what the [bleep] you're doing with your life. >> What are you doing with your life? Are you chewing that [bleep] zin and talking at the same time? >> Yeah. I I don't know. I don't have big enough [bleep] gums, I guess. I don't know. Don't stay there. >> Yeah. It's the the real problem is that it's illegal. You know what they should do with that? You know what they did with Colorado with 39% tax? Make mushrooms 100%. Tax it 100%. We'll still buy them. People will still buy. Make it legal. Tax it 100%. You know how much [bleep] money they would generate. And I guarantee you Well, I was going to say people wouldn't be doing more mushrooms, but they definitely would >> if you' be good for everybody. >> Listen, the only thing that stalls people from mushrooms is the taste. Most people put it in the grinder and then they put it in capsules and they do it that way. All different things. >> That should not be a hurdle in 2026. You told me you were going to get that property a couple years ago, which you didn't get.

>> I thought you were going to grow mushrooms out there. >> Like get somebody to set it up and Joe Rogan's mushrooms. >> Why? I would never do that >> with your [bleep] recipe. Like >> no, it's that's that's not legal. I would [snorts] uh it's not legal any federally. That's the problem. I mean, this is part of what Trump is trying to change with this psychedelics act. >> So all that [bleep] was made illegal in 1970. It was the Nixon administration, the Controlled Substances Act. If that hadn't happened in 1970, we would be living in a better world. Like legitimately, we would be living in a better world. You'd have way more people having access to this stuff. Way more people that could get over whatever the [bleep] their hurdle is, whatever problem they have, whatever it is. It's not for everybody. There's a lot of people that shouldn't do it. There's a lot of people that are schizophrenic and that they just need one mushroom trip and they're gone and they're never coming back. There's a lot of people that are hanging on. They're hanging on. And one edible, >> one mushroom trip, one one one meeting with the devil and they never come back. That's true. But those people were already [bleep] That's the problem. But for the rest of us, for the rest of the world, which is like most things, like some people eat a Brazil nut, they're dead, right? Some people eat peanuts and they're dead. They have a deadly allergy to peanuts. I could eat peanuts all day long. >> Can you look up how many people die every year from [bleep] peanuts?

>> Yeah, it's quite a few. It's kind of shocking. Some >> Well, here's the really crazy thing. [snorts] A lot of people think it has to do with vaccines. They think, this is Brett Weinstein's proposal, is that when you take that vaccine, so there's aluminum in the vaccine that's an irritant, right? And this is what fires up your immune system. And then there's the dead virus. So your body develops these >> anti one to four annually. Give me >> It's a lot of people. >> Four whole people. What about in the world? How many people die for about It's four in the world cuz none of them die anywhere else. >> Food allergies in general responsible about 100 deaths. >> Yeah. This this all made up white people >> Well, there's a few people though that just avoid the peanuts. But there are people that if they get peanuts they'll die. Brett Weinstein thinks it has to do with eating peanuts right after you've been vaccinated and that something I don't know if he's right but something about your body reacting is the reason why your body creates this antibbody to the dead v the dead virus that's in the vaccine. You know, if you give someone um whatever it is, any figure out whatever the disease is, you have a dead virus and then you have this irritant. And so the two of them together, your body reacts to this aluminum and it used to be um um what is the other [bleep] they don't put in it? There was mercury, ethyl mercury and methyl mercury. The two different types of mercury they've tried to do that in vaccines, but there's problems with that, too. Obviously, mercury is toxic. So is aluminum. But he thinks that if you have aluminum from this vaccine and you're in contact with other things at the same time, you could develop an an allergy for those things, whether it's wheat, gluten, whether it's animals, whatever it is. Like it's possible, he believes, to develop an allergy when you get vaccinated. And he thinks that's with the rise in vaccines and the rise in food allergies, he thinks those are connected.

>> Let me ask you this. >> I don't know if he's right. If you went to your great your grandfather in Newark, he's an immigrant and came over and you told him you had a peanut allergy, how many times would he smack you in [clears throat] the [bleep] face? >> Well, he wasn't a violent man. He was great, >> but still he go, "Joe, what the [bleep] Peanuts?" >> He would make fun of it. >> I grew up on pine nuts every [bleep] day. Two pine nuts. I'm >> I was loyal to maple syrup. >> Well, the idea of being allergic to bread back then was preposterous. First of all, he would get bread like every two days. They would go down to the local Italian bakery and buy Italian bread. That's the only bread everybody ate in the house.

>> It's so funny. Like I didn't even appreciate it back then. Like when I'd have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'd be like, "Why do they give it to me on this [bleep] thick bread?" Cuz you got to cut the bread. Yeah. You know, I'd be like, "Give me some [bleep] white bread." Like a real person. >> Well, some Wonderbread. That's what I wanted. When you're a kid, you want Wonderbread. >> Peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a like I'd get whole wheat. I'd be like, "What is this horseshit?" >> I think you'd be in prison. What is this terrible [bleep] shitty brand filled wheat with [snorts] all the the [bleep] chunks of wheat that's in it? Get the [bleep] out of here with your whole wheat bread. I hated it. Now I love it. Now it's the only like if I see like regular white bread, I'm like never eat. >> Let me ask you this. That bread that your grandfather was getting. >> In Hoboka in Newark. >> Two blocks away. They were old school Italian people. >> They made everything in the 70s and 60s with all the [bleep] that's in now.

>> I remember the bags. Yeah. White paper. paper bag. >> Yeah. And the the fresh tasted great phenomen [bleep] great with a piece of butter. When you dip it in the pasta sauce in the red sauce, you go [bleep] crazy. >> So good with butter. You put butter on that bread and you dip it in that pasta sauce. Holy [bleep] >> So I got to stop eating muscles. >> All right. That's my favorite dish. Muscles with spicy with medium. Yeah. Because you can eat a loaf of bread. I can't. My body can't [bleep] do that no more. >> Especially with the red sauce. >> Oh, a loaf of bread. Oh, they'll go through the whole loaf >> with the butter or the olive oil on the bread. You need all that [bleep] I said I can't eat muscles no more. I love muscles.

>> I go to Rudy's. I got some muscles. They're big. They look like a [bleep] chick a six look like a sixoot woman's [bleep] They're that [bleep] big [laughter] the muscles. You think I'm kidding you? These [bleep] [bleep] muscles. When I go to other restaurants, you get those little muscles, then you get a couple big ones. No, no, no. They give you nine big chick gorilla raised [bleep] [bleep] clits and they're [laughter] huge and they put a little sauce on it. >> Oh my god. Makes me go [bleep] >> There was a Thai place that I used to go to in LA. Thai food and they had muscles and big [bleep] spicy muscles. They were huge. >> not the tie place Eddie took me to. The one next to the [bleep] tent planet on on Labraa. >> Oh yeah. I went in there with Eddie one night and I already hate Thai food. Eddie, come on. I'll buy you lunch. I'm broke. >> You don't like Thai food? >> I went in there, there was ants on the wall. [laughter] >> I'm like, "What the fuck?" But I like uh the one that you took your shoes off. They had the best shrimp pate in the country.

>> You took your shoes off? >> Yeah. There's one on Sunset right across from the comic book store. >> Oh, Toy Tie. Toy. Oh, that place legit. >> Very good place. The best place ever was what's the place next to the Laugh Factory? >> Oh, that was that was a great joint >> until I tell you this story. I'm in there with Ralphie May one day and he gets a roast beef sandwich >> and he's eating the roast beef and I could see the ants on his arm >> and he opens it up and there's ants all over the sandwich. Listen to me. He called the waiter. The waiter still charging for half a sandwich. [groaning]

>> I was like, he's like, I ain't paying [bleep] This [bleep] had ants on it. I didn't even eat the other one. The ants were on his [bleep] arm. Joe, >> they weren't in the sandwich. They were on >> They were in the sandwich, too. >> Oh, so it was just all over the place. >> It were all over the place. >> Green blats, which I'll still eat that. I don't I don't even think it's >> I only ate there a few times, which is weird because it was right next door to the Laugh Factory. >> I kind of stopped going to the Laugh Factory after a certain point. It was a certain point in like the 2000s where I'm like, I think I'm done with this place. And I was mostly at the store.

>> Yeah, I like the Laugh Factory and I like the improv. >> I was like at the store. I love the improv still. I always did the improv still, but the Laugh Factory to me was like there was something about it that was like sterile. There was something about it. Not a bad thing, but it was like very much like a lot of people got TV deals out of the big different kind of comedy. >> You know, it was uh the store was the dream. You know, the Laugh Factor was nice and everything, but then it was also like, you remember Scott Day? He would discourage, he would try to discourage you from going to the Laugh Factory. He's like, "You're a comedy store comic. You're not laugh." I'm like, "Listen, man. I got to go up everywhere. I can't I'm developing. I can't be just limiting myself to one." >> But after a while, you're like, I develop better at the store. >> Well, this thing about the store too, you got three totally different environments. You got the belly room environment, which is like very intimate, very small, 70 people. And then you got the O, which is the gritty. That's that's the psychopaths at 11:30 on a [bleep] Tuesday night. And then you got the main room, which is the big show. There was so much opportunity. >> I [bleep] always hated the main room for the last 5 years I was there. I just couldn't get the formula for it. But the original room, I knew it like >> The original room, you're locked into a living room. >> You're locked into it. And that's and then the piano and the whole [bleep]

>> The main room was big, big stage, big crowd. It was big ceiling. Everything was big. It was different. It was a different kind of a show. >> Remember the first time I showcased for Jamie? He's like, "Man, what are you doing here? You belong in Las Vegas, man, in a showroom. You're not an LA comic." That's hilarious. [bleep] >> Jaime always had the craziest ideas for people. >> But he at the end, he was a really good guy. At the end of the day, he really tried hard. Well, he loved comedy. >> Yeah, he loved comedy. All those people were very nice. You know, I just went to Nashville for the comedy festival. >> And I ended up doing the Old Osprey. You know that theater there. What's the name of the theater? >> And it was great. But the great thing about that that everybody from the improv was there last night. I saw people that were there for 25 years and we just were dropping stories. Aaron, the guy Hartman, Hartman looks great. He's a big peptide guy, big everything guy. He lives in Nashville. Uh Joel from Florida. >> you know when you get to see those guys and you're like, "Wow, we've been in this [bleep] together

>> Like I told Aaron, I met Aaron in Irvine. Then she came to Hollywood and I was like psyched cuz she gave us an 11:00 show and she was pregnant. She was hot. She used to wear the farmer those things that >> The overalls. Oh, she [laughter] was so hot. I still tell them when I talk to I always tell Aaron you sexy savage. I always [bleep] torment her. But it was really nice to see them and everything you know Harmon me told the story when I told him I was going to bang his head off the wall. You know just craziness that look at us now. We're all in there having a great time. 20 years ago we were always at war with one of you guys. We cursed too much. You know we were talking about when I got fired with Pablo. >> And then he found out I wasn't doing coke and he felt really bad, you know. >> it was uh it was just great to see what we've been through together. And now after everything, you're like, "Fuck." I was there the [bleep] night Joel started. >> That was in Miami, right? >> That was in Miami 98. >> And Madonna came in with Chris [bleep] rock. >> Wow. and to watch somebody New Year's Eve. I forget who the [bleep] it was, but yeah, that's you look at those people like we took the ride. We were kids. We were [bleep] kids together.

>> And also, you have to think like imagine having to employ you. Imagine being a businessman and you got to employ you in 98. >> Not good. [laughter] >> I remember the improv really liked me and I [bleep] him over in like 200. >> Who was the guy? The original guy at Coconut Grove. The guy who liked to party. >> I forget his name now. Rich Jeff. >> Really fun. He's from Cleveland. He lived in Cleveland. >> and his wife hit the lottery for a million dollars. >> People didn't realize how nutty Coconut Grove was. That was the nuttiest improv. That improv. We would go out afterwards and have Cuban coffee and eat Cuban sandwiches till like 2:00 in the morning.

>> Go to that news thing, the news stand. >> It was open till 5:00 and it closed for an hour. >> Tell stories. Yeah. >> And you could drink till all night. But >> So they [snorts] closed from 5 to 6, but whatever booze you had on the table, you could keep. So you would say, "Give me like eight beers." And then they would open up again at 6:00 and you're right there. Hey, [laughter] >> it closed for 1 hour. >> At 5 in the morning. I remember one night you were on Conan O'Brien. This is 97, right? [snorts] No, you did somebody's late show. >> It was the week that our friend got

>> Oh, the Hartman thing. >> Hartman thing. You can't believe I remember. See, I'm just telling you that I don't know [bleep] Look up the dates when Hartman got shot. You were on that show. like you were with me all weekend and I stayed and then you went to New York to shoot that and then that weekend Hartman, you know, but I'll never forget I was involved in the threesome when you were on that talk show and I'm it's a chubby chick and a hot chick and we're snorting coke and I'm trying to eat ass and I'm looking at you. I go pull on put on NBC. So, I go watch Joe and I'm watching you as I'm trying to tackle these two animals and I'm [laughter] like, "Who the [bleep] going to believe this?" The chubby chick got up. She's like, "You didn't want to be with me anyway. You always wanted the hot chick." And slammed the door. It was a full night. It was a [laughter] full night, though. >> But all that [bleep] you see these people now and you're like, "Bro, we all went through it together." >> We all went through it together. What a great [bleep] thing to have at this time in your life that we all we're all here, you know? [bleep] really nice, man. It makes you go, "Wow, this comedy life was worth every [bleep] penny I got into it." It was a fun ride when you look back and you think like, imagine when you were first starting out. Imagine that it would turn out this way. You never imagined it. And then you look back, what a fun ride. What an extraordinarily fun life. I'll never forget and you had it pinned down from the beginning. I never even told you One of my I got to LA like January 97 and that summer like August. >> That guy. [clears throat] >> No, that's Cleveland improv. >> I know it says he owned the uh one in Miami, too. >> Oh, no. It was the manager.

>> no worries though. Thank you. Sorry. >> What are we talking about? >> Uh something pinned down. Manager. Who [bleep] knows? Oh, never imagining that. Looking back on this life, like when you first started, I would never imagine it would turn out this way. >> You said something about me once that was right. Like I wasn't on the podcast, but you were talking to somebody. You're like, I remember when that guy first came on the scene. He was scary. He had a leather jacket and all this [clears throat] [bleep] and he was [bleep] wild. You know, I just got to LA and I I do a couple spots. Uh the guys at my my first talent coordinator at the improv said to me, "Hey, would you like to work Irvine or and I go, "Yeah." He goes, "I got an MC spot. Go do it next week." My first time I go down there and I had a the crazy girlfriend then with all the teeth. >> And this [bleep] head chef comes up to me and her and he goes, "Hey, she's got the same mouth as Gina Davis, the nice [bleep] mouth." That was my first weekend ever. And at first I took it kind of weird. And then I after the show, I went up to him and I go, "Hey man, who the [bleep] do you think you are saying something like that?" He goes, "What are you doing? If you go at me, you'll never work on improv again." I just kicked him in the [bleep] stomach as hard as I could. They called me the next day. Go, come on, man. I kicked him. The guy fell apart. All of a sudden, he wasn't a tough guy no more. I was just so pissed. How can you say that to somebody's [bleep] girlfriend to a face? I just [bleep] front kicked him and I hit him somewhere in the stomach. He was holding on. I'm calling Hartman. Call [bleep] Hartman. I don't give a [bleep] I remember getting in the car going, "Joey, you can't let the old Joey get in the way, man. This is not good. You should have just walked away." But no, why would I walk away? [bleep] that [bleep] That was the problem. A lot of people would walk away from that [bleep] and you just lost. You just became a Hollywood [bleep] When you say [bleep] you, they'll respect you [bleep] more a year later. And they did. They ended up giving me more work. So, >> was that guy still there when you went back? >> No. He was like a a cute cook that thought he was cute. like he Orange County, he wasn't gonna get smacked. I don't give a [bleep] who you are. [gasps] I [bleep] kicked that [bleep] I didn't give a [bleep] Jack. I was so buck wild at the store in the beginning when I hit the kid in the head with the microphone and then they came and got me in La Hoya and I took the pool c the pool. Remember they had that pool table in La Hoya? The bumper they had a bumper pool table in La Hoya, >> So these guys kept threatening me that they were going to come games. So I got I became [bleep] uh Chuck Norris and Code of Silence. [laughter] I took all the pool balls and I put them in different places so I had to throw them at him as a weapon. Then I hit all the [bleep] pool cues. You ever see Code of Silence? That's Seagal stole it from him in that [bleep] Bobby Loop movie. But that was that was Chuck Norris when he would fill a bag with pool cues and hit you in the head with it and [bleep] in the pool hall with the Colombians.

>> Doug and that [bleep] I saw them. I was sitting outside the comm the La Hoya storm. They had that little bench facing the Chinese restaurant. You don't remember La Hoya no more. And I saw them at the light and they made the turn and I took one of those balls and I kept it right here and they pulled up and took water pistols out and I [bleep] took that ball and threw it with everything I had and hit that car and all of a sudden the [bleep] car went boom. These [bleep] took off. Jack >> code of silence. I remember this because this was like the first like real movie that like got respected by it wasn't just a karate movie. It was a movie that was about like an undercover cop movie, right? Wasn't it >> against the Colombian? >> But it was the the fighting part was just part of it. >> It wasn't that it was, you know, it was just a karate movie like most of his other movies were just karate movies or, you know, they were kind of campy like missing in action. It was a lot a lot of it based on the karate. THIS WAS OH, WE GOT hit by the pool ball. Oh, they jump him. This is a terrible movie. >> This is ter This is [laughter] terrible. I thought men >> It was the [bleep] back then, >> but it's so When you watch it now, you're like, "This is the corniest fight scene of all time. These [clears throat] guys would overwhelm him."

>> good men wear black. Chuck Norris had a couple movies where he showed his [bleep] This was not one of them. Walker, Sheriff Marshall was not one of them, [laughter] okay? With the wig doing push-ups still on channel 89. That wasn't him. I love Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris made some good movies early on that were dark. That's why nobody talks about Good Women Men Black. What's the other one? The Octagon. >> You forget about all those. >> Oh yeah. Is this Good Men Good Guys Wear Black. 1978. Wow. How many [bleep] people did this guy get into martial arts? Like how many people because of Chuck Norris movies wind up doing martial arts? A [bleep] shitload. >> I got into Tank Sudo because of him >> because he was one of the first Tang Sudau guys. Then he split. >> He made his own thing or whatever the >> It's It's kind of amazing when you think about how many karate guys didn't make >> Like how many guys didn't become karate movie stars and Chuck Norris did? Like how many of them were there? How many karate guys wanted to be movie stars and couldn't figure it out? And he did.

>> I saw every martial arts film made in the 70s, even with the black exploitation. The movie was called Three the Hard Way. Jim Brown, Jim Kelly, and other really good black. >> What about Jim Kelly? >> Jim Kelly was trying to break into that thing. There was a lot of guys, a bunch of movies. >> And then after Bruce Lee died, the whole thing opened up. Yeah. Jet Lie, Jet, Bruce, >> Bruce Lie. You had all these [bleep] bruises and that just that that was the end of it. But I was notorious. I went to see all those [bleep] movies growing up. Billy Jack. >> You don't remember Billy Billy? >> I remember Billy Jack. >> Oh yeah. I remember. I remember the black hat. I remember the whole damn I'm going to put this foot on the side of your face. All that [bleep] damn thing.

>> They even had a white Mormon dude be martial. Everybody Chinese, black, everybody played [bleep] kung fu. Everybody. And that movie Code of Silence is Dennis Finina's one of his first movies. He's Oh, really? Yeah. He's a sidekick in that movie. >> [bleep] just, you know, people forget how many kung fu movies or martial art based movies they actually made in the 70s. [bleep] unreal. >> And the [bleep] that was getting sent here from China, it's like uh kid porn. They were just sending it every weekend. [bleep] Chinese people beating up on Chinese people, jumping. Remember the more they got older, like by 70s, Bruce died in 73. By 76, there was movies that the guy had like a thing of gold, it weigh like 10, two tons and he would throw it up a hill and then jump and catch it on top of the hill. Come on now. You lost me. The one-armed swordsman. You lost me. You know, the guy's got one arm and he's >> Some dudes love those kung fu movies. They were completely forget about black people. recreate like you know when people talk about Bruce Lee it was a sensational cultural [bleep] phenomenon when he came >> and [snorts] the people that think about all the people he opened up to martial art movies and martial arts in general I mean oh yeah >> Chuck Norris was the second half of it you know Bruce was the first Chuck Norris was the second and I hate to admit it UFC is the third big wave of that that yeah >> you know nobody goes to karate no more okay how many karate schools you got it's for kids 10. They make them hit a paper, >> Yeah. They're going to jiu-jitsu schools now.

>> They're going to all different schools. >> it's changed. The culture has changed. You know, in 73, everybody went to Wing Chong Kung Fu. >> You taught judo, you became a Wing Chung dude now because you weren't going to make no money off judo. Nobody was doing judo back then. You had to go to Brooklyn to get Savat classes. Remember Savat? >> You had to go to Brooklyn. In those days, New York had everything. But then when like our friend, the one who does the MMA podcast with you, Matt Sarah, when Matt Sarah got into jiu-jitsu, he would have to go from Long Island all the way to like close to Philadelphia. It'd be 3 hours on Sundays. Jiu-Jitsu wasn't everywhere yet. When he got into it, he would have to travel. He I think he told the story, one of his podcast, [snorts] he would have to drive to Jersey just on Sundays. They just did jiu-jitsu on Sundays cuz that's all that was available. M >> now you got a jiu-jitsu school at every [bleep] corner. And who's that because of? That's because of the UFC, man. It just blew it the [bleep] right open. So, who knows? I may be wrong. >> No, I think you're right. For sure. The UFC opened up Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Hoist Gracie. Hoist Gracie winning the first UFC's that opened up Brazilian jiu-jitsu all over the country. >> Saying, "What the [bleep] is this?" >> Yeah. It was a completely new I mean, there was no Brazilian jiu-jitsu in America. You never even talked about it. I did martial arts my whole life. I've never even heard of it. you heard of it, but

>> I don't even know if I so far off to >> I barely even paid attention to it. It was like it could have been anything. And then all a sudden the UFC came along. It's like, oh my god, that's the thing that everybody needs to learn. >> That's what's wild now. It's like how

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many people trained martial arts in comparison to like 50 years ago. It's not There's no comparison. There's way more people that know how to fight now than like ever before and ever before. >> Or at least they know how to neutralize somebody. Well, a lot of people are training now. People learn to neutralize people. Anybody who studies jiu-jitsu ain't going to bully bully you, >> okay? They're going to neutralize you on the street. What are you going to do? Break your [bleep] shoulder on the street. They're trying to neutralize you, hold you down. Hey, take a breath. Relax. Don't swing at me cuz I'll break this [bleep] arm. Relax. >> Do you ever see the video of Matt Sarah? I think it was in Atlantic City >> and it might have been Vegas somewhere in a casino. Some drunk guy is causing problems and Matt winds up taking him down and mounting him until the the cops come. He's just holding on to the guy. He's just sitting on the guy holding on. There it is. The guy's swinging. Look at Matt. Like you've got a literal Brazilian jiu-jitsu world champion and he's just mounting you laughing. Like you think about picking on the wrong guy. [laughter] He's just holding I mean the guy's completely helpless. I don't remember the whole story behind this. Look at the security guard coming. And I was like, "Relax. I got this guy." >> You and I both know Mac could kick him in the face and get up and leave. >> He could literally >> This is what I'm telling you. The jiu-jitsu that atmosphere doesn't teach you to do that. He just holds you down going, "Hey."

>> Well, he has nothing to prove. You know, >> no. Catch your breath. >> He's laughing. World champion. I mean, I don't know if he had been the UFC champion by that time, but you know, >> what are you going to do? Kamar somebody on the street and break their shoulder? Now you have to live. You're going to go to jail. You're going to get sued. You lose everything. >> I know jiu-jitsu people take you down like they're bouncers. Yeah. >> Did he just neutralize you? It >> was the night before his Hall of Fame induction to the [laughter] >> Okay. So, that's way past the time that he won the title. Yeah. That's hilarious. That's That's very funny. That poor guy. Imagine like knowing that guy could have killed you and he was just so nice. All he did was hold your wrists and sit on your chest for a little while.

>> Look at him. He look like he was on a boat having a good time. He's like, "Hey, somebody get me a water or something." >> He's the guy's literally helpless. He has no fear whatsoever of that guy hurting him, you know? It's like it's like a child. It's like your little child's having a temper tantrum. Like, come on. It's [snorts] Matt's terror. It's funny. There's so many dummies out there. This is a part of the problem in this world. It's hard to get your [bleep] together. So many people just stumble through life just never getting their [bleep] together. >> [bleep] my friend last night. She has like a cooking show on YouTube. She goes, "I had to stop doing it, Joey." He goes, "My mother would watch and these people would say like the weirdest like you know everything, show me your tit, show me your [bleep] you can't cook, [bleep] [laughter] and you're like, you know, how much longer am I going to take this [bleep] for?" >> People are so horrible. >> They're [bleep] horrible on the internet. You know, he's this young girl looking good. [laughter] She like, Joey, I had to cancel the [bleep] thing. She was doing like a workout, a cooking thing. She goes, "No, I just play with my cats. That's it." And people love cats. She goes, "That's it." But it's it's impossible. The [bleep] you say so many animals out there >> and they're out there and they don't give a [bleep] and they say [bleep] >> It's also there's zero consequences for saying horrible [bleep] >> And they're trying to get a rise out of the other people in the comments, too. So, they're trying to say outrageous [bleep] so that other people react to it so that you'll read it, you'll react to it.

>> It's It's the dumbest [bleep] thing ever. >> It is. I was thinking this last night. It's kind of a crazy thought, but you know, everyone is addicted right now to social media and addicted to going online and just addicted to content. You're constantly getting content. You're constantly interacting with your phone. And this is a very new thing, right? It's within the last 20 years this has happened to people. This is like prepping us for what's coming next. We're going to look back on these days and we're going to realize, oh, the addictions to the phones, the addictions to staring at the screens and checking your email and looking at YouTube and looking at Instagram and looking at Twitter, that's just preparing you for you being completely connected to electronics forever. This is like the early stages of it. I was thinking about it last night while I was watching this television show. I'm watching this crazy show. It's called From. Have you seen this show? >> No. No. It's nuts by the guys who made Lost. One of the dudes that's in Lost is the main star of it. It's [bleep] great show. Like really good show. Like very unpredictable, twisted, just like Lost. Like crazy show about these people stuck in this town. They can't get out. It's impossible to get out. But I was thinking while I was watching this, I was like, why why is everyone because no one has a phone there and everyone's just locked into this place. I was like, your phone is preparing you. The addiction to our phones are preparing us to the next stage of what life is going to be like as a person. This is just the gate. The phones are the gate. But what's coming next? You're going to reminisce about the days of the phone. Oh, you remember when we had phones? We had to look things up. You had a little thing. You got to charge it. Remember when you had to charge it? That's how we're going to be. We're moving into some weird new area. They're building these [bleep] data centers everywhere and everyone's like, "Oh, the data center. [bleep] great." Like, what? What is that? What are you doing? Why are you building these things that need to be powered by nuclear reactors? Why you do Why you building these things that are sucking up all the [bleep] water? Why are they putting these things out in the middle of the desert, big as [bleep] five football fields, huge [bleep] giant buildings filled with computers? Like, what the [bleep] are we doing? And the gates is this goddamn phone. This phone is the gate. We're We're opening up the door to us completely. >> I'll tell you why. My daughter can't watch a whole movie. >> They have no attention span. 40 minutes in, she has to leave and then she'll start it from the next day. I had to watch Scarface though. >> You had her watch Scarface? >> Yeah, cuz she we watch we do experimentals at the house. [laughter] We did the fight club. We do all that [bleep] So she said, "Dad, I always only watch the part when he shoots the the brother-in-law, you know, that's the only part of it. It's always on when I come down." I go, "I want to watch from the beginning." She enjoyed it for a little while. I went upstairs. After one scene, I'm like, "I can't watch this again." She goes, "I'll stay up." Two days later, mother goes, "Did you see the review she wrote on it?" And I go, "No." She goes, "Take a look at it." And she's like, "I enjoyed the movie. I was a fan because it was CubanAmerican. But then as the movie rolled on, I figured these Cubans don't know how to they smacking them and shooting. >> All you do is turn around. [laughter] Wait for me. [bleep] you.

>> She didn't [bleep] like that at all. She's like, I know my dad's Cuban, but Jesus Christ, they're so mean to their women. >> I'm like, [snorts] do I act like that? She go, no, but cocaine days. >> Yeah. She said, she goes, "That gave men a different [bleep] thing." I go, "That was 40 [bleep] years ago." >> Not only that, you're dealing with the people that were the criminals of Cuba that were kicked out of Cuba that made their way to America. Like, this is not normal people. >> No. No. And now they're about to let the second half out. Everything >> What are they doing to Cuba right now? Like, >> well, they're not surviving. They don't have any uh power, no gasoline. It's funny because every couple days I get an algorithm was just promoting Cuban videos. Cuban videos. People in like they had kids going to work out. They took them to like this little place. Everything had papers on it. They did pull-ups, situps with the head. The pipes were broken. You got to see these [bleep] kids doing full workouts where what we wouldn't even look at. They're body weightight workouts, you know? They talking they they go around Baradero and they interview people and I don't know what this is doing. I don't know what this is doing because we're two years away from Cuba being legit. They're going to go back down there after this whole thing goes or Raul or whatever, whatever they decide they can't get fuel from Venezuela. How long is it going to take? I mean, they're not going to be happy till they have a Starbucks in Cuba. >> So, what happened was they were getting their oil from Venezuela, right? We took over Venezuela. We cut off their oil.

>> Cut them off. And so what is the United States trying to do with Cuba right now? They're trying to get rid of the communist government. >> They're trying to Well, they're going to they charged Raul Castro with something recently. That's the beginning. This is going to end up like >> You're going to wake up one day and on ABC News. There they are in Cuba pulling people out. And >> but doesn't China and Russia have a relationship with Cuba? Isn't that a problem? >> Not really, because they're not paying their bills. That's why Cuba's starving. When they had Russia, Russia was [bleep] doing everything, but then they didn't need them no more and they cut them off. >> I think there's they do small trades for sugar or something. >> It is kind of crazy for the United States to have an enemy that's 90 minutes offshore in a boat. >> Trump administration said on 2026, May 20th, indicted former Cuban President Rul Castro for murder based on the downing of two planes near the Cuban coastline in 1996 that killed four people. As a historian of Latin American and US foreign policy, I believe the indictment may be the prelude to a direct US military action against Cuba.

>> This is the beginning. >> This is uh Kevin A. Young from UMass Amhurst. Uh before Castro, the last US indictment of a Latin American leader occurred in January 2026. That's the Venezuela thing. Since January, US has ended the flow of Venezuelan oil to Cuba and has economic and military pressure to prevent other nations from trading with the island. Trump recently threatened a friendly takeover of Cuba. I believe what's missing from most recent analysis of this situation is the history of US aggression against Cuba is essential context for understanding the Trump administration's recent escalations. >> Yeah. Once they indict you, they're coming for you. It's just a matter of time. >> Like the starving the country. >> We walk up. Yeah. They just >> And then they'll come up with a solution. Here's your solution. You need to put in new leadership. >> But they're not telling you there's a shooting or two in Cuba every night. Cuba's not getting there's no power. There's no electricity. They have roaring what do you call and that was yesterday >> Yeah. Biggest one in 15 years.

>> So they're just [bleep] they're doing everything they can say was the biggest one in over 150 years. >> Yeah. So everything is looking like right now that's it. They can survive >> So what happens to those people? They just wait this out or the United States and so they get no resources, no supplies. >> You got two things in Cuba. You have people that don't know. >> You never watch that 30 for30 with El Duk when they won the championship and they said people in New York were throwing toilet paper and the wife was grabbing it saying in Cuba this is gold. Why are you throwing away toilet paper? We have no toilet paper in Cuba. That's a mentality. So 50% of those people have been brainwashed to the where they, you know, every day there's a bullhorn buenos. You know, when the communists, whatever they call each other. >> we're winning the war. We're getting close. You know, what do you mean I'm getting closer? I'm down to 118. I was walking around at 170. >> How are we getting closer to a victory? So they're getting sick of that [bleep] They say the bugs that land on you at night are [bleep] just atrocious. these bug, you know, they have real [bleep] bugs on that island. Not to mention, they all have syphilis. Cubans have syphil. I think half my fungi toenail is syphilis cuz it smells like it. You know what I'm saying? But on the on a [bleep] not jokey thing, the Cubans got two weeks left. Two weeks from today. >> And so you think they're going to invade?

>> Yeah, they're going to invade. Take Madur uh take Raul out. And then what do you got? They're going to install some new. >> I remember a couple months ago there was a shooting in Cuba of a boat. >> You remember that, right? Right, Jamie? >> Some people were out there fishing and the Cuban Navy shot him. >> Like three months ago? Oh, yeah. This is >> Why did they shoot? >> I don't know. They were investigating >> Cuba hands out weapons to citizens and tell them prepare for an invasion. Holy

>> Holy [bleep] That's June 7th. That's Sunday. >> Sunday. Hold two weeks away, bro. Distributing weapons to its citizens in fear of a US invasion. They reportedly started handing out weapons to civilians as the government urges population to prepare for a potential US invasion. Reports from South American publication Version Final stated uh against the backdrop of the deployment of American military power near the island, the government of Havana began distributing weapons to citizens, officially urging them to prepare for an imminent foreign invasion. What if the citizens use that weapon to take over the country, >> which they should do? That's what they [bleep] should do. Just call the [bleep] >> Start handing out guns to people. >> all a sudden your population is armed and you're telling them what to do. [sighs] >> And they don't have any money. And you don't have any money either. >> Look, man. When I started doing okay, I contacted my sister. I offered her a free ticket out of Cuba. money. Whatever I got half is yours. You're my blood, you know? >> I don't know if I can do that. Okay, why don't we do this? Why don't I fly you to Jersey? You go to your mother's grave. You go see where her house was, her way of life, and then I take you back. She told me I can never do that cuz I'm married to one of Fidel's guys. I don't even want to go to the United States.

>> Oh jeez. Well, you're used to what you're used to. >> Yeah. And that's what >> a big chance of coming to America and not knowing where you're going to eat and how you gonna live and where you gonna get money. Are you going to work? Are you going to have a great >> They got programs for all those people. They got churches. Cuban people have churches. They're Catholics. >> Is there also a thing where you if you leave Cuba, I think there's it's a a cleaner path to get to become a United States citizen. You're fleeing. >> Yes, it's easier. I think so. something like that. If you're playing violent dictatorship, military dictatorship, >> what are they going to do about that? >> And then you got to We're talking about Vegas. What's going to happen in Vegas if Cuba reopens?

>> They're going to put gambling back there. You know, the Americans going to put gambling back there. They're in negotiations already with Hers already. They're talking >> turn into a resort, a location. They're not going to rip down the architecture that original architectures what makes Cuba and the cars and [bleep] but also some something else. But, and I know America knows this. >> Those oceans are booby trap. >> Up to a mile out of Cuba. There's a ton of [bleep] that they have. Booby trap mines, all that [bleep] They planted those during the Bay of Pigs invasion. >> 1957. Back when the mob ran it. >> Look at everybody dressed impeccably. They would go there, people, know >> They loved it back then. They loved going to Cuba. People would go there, live it up, >> and sex was free and cheap and you could [bleep] a chicken those days. [laughter] You get [bleep] in the ass by a guy with

>> must have been amazing, >> dog. It was unreal. That's why the whole point of Kennedy and all that was for them to get Cuba back. The Italians, they were making too much money out of Cuba. And now they want to start to put drugs in there and [bleep] towards when they took it down. Cuba's been [bleep] riddled with [bleep] for years. Every bad luck that they have, they created in the 50s and 40s because it was a sex heaven. Americans would go down there on a Friday and not come back. And you know, it was whatever it cost here, $8,000 will cost you $80 to get your dick sucked for three days and fed people rubbing your feet and [bleep] >> Castro Revolution had a major effect on Las Vegas. Look at that. Closure of Havana Casinos spurred exodus to the desert. Wow. Frank M's father. Especially people in the >> Frank Mir's father. >> What do you mean? Frank Mir's father. >> Frank Mir's father was a casino. So that's how he ended up in Vegas. >> Oh. Oh. His name is Miranda. >> No. So Frank Mir's father was a casino dealer in Cuba.

>> When Cuba closed down, he went right to Vegas. So a lot of those people went right to Vegas. >> Really interesting [bleep] That >> that is interesting. It makes sense because that those are the two places. And if you're on the east coast, the trip to Cuba is easy. >> Was 30 minutes. It's >> like going to Florida. >> 30 minutes. It was what you and your wife would do on the weekend. What do we do? >> How far is the flight from New York City to uh New [clears throat] York City to Florida is what, an hour? >> Yeah. Because Trump is down there now. So they go a different way now. No.

>> You can't go straight to Fort Lauderdale or Miami. You got to go outside that range if he's in >> What did it used to be? >> Two. Two hours. So New York City to Cuba is only an extra half hour then. >> That's it. New York City. >> So like less than three hours. >> Three hours you'll be on the island. >> So it's basically the same as Vegas then. >> But you have the you're on an island. It's a resort.

>> Nobody knows what's going on. >> You know I told you that my mother would tell me how all those Hollywood stars would hide in Cuba, especially Rock Hudson. >> They would go that's where they would suck dick on the weekends. >> Oh, Rock Hudson. So all those Hollywood people would go to Cuba, lock themselves in. >> There was no TMZ. There was no press, >> You know, these people in Cuba don't have a new, you know, how they going to get the pay >> and everything's run by the mob. So it's like just all sin and vice. >> Whenever you got a minute, you run, you read that a van turn. That book,

>> what is it called? >> It's a van turn. It's a revolution from three different places. Union City, New Jersey, New York City, and Miami. And how Oh, no, no, not New York City. Tampa and how those three cities were like involved in that whole >> what do you think is going to happen to Cuba if you had a guess? >> If I had to guess, come on. I'm already seeing dollar signs. If you're a casino right now with how bad casinos are doing here, you're looking at that right there. You're looking >> How the mob own how the mob owned Cuna Cuba and then lost it to the revolution. >> Yeah. Excellent book. Excellent. And so that was Kennedy trying to get rid of the mob. That's why they >> when the mob put Listen, >> Kennedy's father went to Chicago and he talked to those people. They had to pull. If you live in Chicago or where else you win the primary, I don't know how it works, Joe. I'm not a political guy.

>> Well, they definitely helped Kennedy get into office. >> They helped Kevin get into office. >> But then when he got into office, >> he didn't help him get Fidel back. Then the brother double timed him and then they started shooting. And I don't I don't know who shot Kennedy's. I'm just saying this. >> Well, the mob definitely didn't like him. They were very upset. >> They cut into their pocket >> and he helped the mob helped him get into office in the first place, >> And then once he got in, they started prosecuting people and like, hey,

>> then he [bleep] them with the the Bay of Pigs >> when he pulled off air support at the last. >> He didn't know that they were going to do this and then when they told him about it, he denied air support and air support was critical to the success of the mission. >> Absolutely. and uh Operation Mongoose, Robert Kennedy spearheaded his secret government project to topple the Cuban communist regime, working parallel to the CIA's mob assisted efforts. Um, but this is after the revolution, right? This was when Fidel was running Cuba, >> They were trying everything they do to kill [bleep] Fidel. They were doing everything to see. >> But this is after So what spurred the Cuban takeover of of uh the the military's taken over of Cuba. Mob bosses like Sam Gianana and Santo Trafocante were recruited to help eliminate Castro using methods like poison pills. Mafia wanted Castro gone so they could reopen their multi-million dollar Cuban operations. Wow. >> That's all it was. It was money. >> Big money. Untraceable.

>> Unfound. Untraceable. Nothing. Nothing. >> And you're over there living the life. >> Nobody knows nothing. My Lansky eating [bleep] Cuban food every day. >> They probably had it all set up. It was nice. And then the re >> kosher Cuban food every day. [bleep] my >> So the what what did the people think? The people think that these mob [bleep] they've taken over our country. Let's let's let Castro come in and we'll be socialists and everything will be great. >> Or did they just get taken over? >> They got taken. What happened was Castro went in there, Batista was horrible. Batista was [bleep] no better than Castro. So when Castro took over, he was to take over Batista and make Cuba blah blah blah. But in the conglomeration, he became a communist somewhere along the line. And then when he took over Cuba, that's when he shut the casinos down.

>> He destroyed the [bleep] casinos, you >> And then [clears throat] the Italians got mad. They all came back and then they were just they thought it was going to be temporary like this is going to be temporary. We'll clean over this. So for years Italians were just watching the news waiting for somebody to kill [bleep] It was the Italians. >> And then when they thought that the United States was going to go in there and invade like, oh good, we're all set. >> I wish there was more film from those days so people could see like my mother explained things to me. I wish she was still alive because I could have like she said the Italian food was different in Cuba. She goes first off the pizzas had lobster on them and shrimp already back then in the 50s. >> They were making cuz she didn't like the pizza in the United States. She goes not the same. They put fresh shrimp from the [bleep] ocean, >> lobster, [bleep] all these other things. They got these pies now in New York. I'm scared to try them. I can't. They put calamari on the pizza. How fat can you get? >> How [bleep] fat do you want to be? You go to these pizza place in Jersey, dog. It's like ziti. A pound of ziti on a slice of pizza. >> There's pizza places in [clears throat] Jersey that have just gone off. And the sandwich places in Jersey.

>> Oh, your boy your boy is going off. No. >> Oh, Giovani. But that's that's White Plains. White Plains. That's phenomenal. >> I've been doing nothing like Italian delies on the East Coast. There's nothing like it. >> That smell like that cheese when you walk in and the [bleep] olives and [bleep] Oh, it's insane. >> Unbelievable. Unbelievable. >> There's too much pizza. Like it just too much. >> You know, it's funny. When I moved down, like I'm scared to gain weight. The pizza. I eat one slice a week. Maybe maybe since I had the knee surgery, I've been doing the podcast at the house. So, I've been ordering pizza from this one place and my buddies go crazy. [snorts] That's the best pizza we've ever had. It's thin, sweet red sauce. >> Extra cheese. You burn it. It's [bleep] thin. Oh my god. And the sweet red sauce. God,

>> they know how to make pizza on the East Coast. And they try out here. They do a pretty good job out here, but it's just not the same. >> It's missing something. They don't. >> Same as the sandwiches. There's some good Italian sandwiches out here. They're pretty good, but they can't [bleep] with like Giovani's place. >> Bro, Giovani sent me two shipments that were >> I had to give half of it away. I'm like, >> he sends you so much >> [bleep] salamis and [bleep] dried. Oh, >> the cheese is incredible, right?

>> Oh, and the cookies is [bleep] cookies to die for, bro. >> You know, and that's everywhere. Like I just stop >> [bleep] around like >> Well, when I go to the east coast, I just assume terrible. >> I got to take you to this place. >> Which place? You took me to Elito. That was phenomenal. >> Now is Kovo Steakhouse. Whatever. But >> it's a steakhouse now.

>> They [bleep] me up a couple weeks ago. I went in there five to nine. I've been there three weeks in a row with big party and then my wife wants and then a friend wants. I go in there when they have 5 to 9 like let me get a 14 ounce with a [bleep] beer and they're like we're closed. Ain't nobody in here. You can't make another steak. No, we're closed. It's not even 9:00. No reason to go back. >> That's people want to go home. >> Yeah. I don't give a [bleep] It's a steak. You guys are There's nobody in here. >> The bar is cute in there. >> Nobody's ever in there. They got a male bartender. They got a blonde with big tits. You see this place [laughter] packed the [bleep] up. You got a little Spanish guy that's a great guy. >> But but I go to this place now. They had on the special three weeks ago. You ready? >> Stuff shells with lobster meat. >> Out of the court inside

>> and he gives you five of them in a tray. Oh sh >> What's this place called? Asteria. >> I go there because the dude will do whatever I ask him to do. Like he he has a menu, but then he'll go, "Joey, have you tasted my Italian fried rice?" You're like, "What are you talking about Italian fried rice?" And he makes risoto with lobster and shrimp or fried rice. So he's going to add it. He's got a new restaurant opening. So he lets me sample everything. He makes a cheese steak to die for with the bread with the seeds on >> The simolina bread. >> Asteria. There it is. Oh, that looks good. Yeah. There's nothing like East Coast Italian food. Nothing even compares. >> No. Steve and Angelo in there, bro. They don't [bleep] around. >> All right, let's wrap this [bleep] up, >> bro. Thank you for having me.

>> My pleasure. I love you. Thursday. I'm around all week. >> All right. All right. >> But I'm in Atlantic City 7th and 8th at Oceanceans Casino. White People Casino. >> August 7th and 8th. Okay. >> Chicago got announced November 5th. >> Uh what's the website for people to go to find out details? >> I got no [bleep] website. >> I don't know anymore. [laughter]

>> All right. Well, they'll find you. They'll find you. So, one more time, where's the casino? >> Uh Oceans Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey. The seventh and eighth. Tremendous. Beautiful. All right. >> I think the governor's coming. >> Yeah, Mikey Cheryl. I don't even like her, but I do like Mikey Cheryl. I do like Mikey Cheryl cuz she's a Democrat. You're not supposed to like him. But it was funny. I went to a restaurant. Some guys like, "Hey, man. Life would have been so much better with Jack Chidarel." I go, I know, but he lost by 400,000 [bleep] votes. He tried to a Republican in Jersey. That's never going to [bleep] work. They've been Democrats since Jesus showed up. So 400,000 votes, bro. >> That's a lot. I'd be in my house with the windows [bleep] like sunny black and Donnie Brasco with the windows the shades drawn for a year. 400,000 [bleep] >> See that podcast I did with Joe Pone? >> Yes. Very good. He was very good on it. >> He's a good dude, too. He's a good [bleep] savage.

>> What a crazy life. The real Donnie Bras. I mean, really [bleep] lived like that. >> And he infiltrated the bananas. >> They never recovered from that. >> They even loved him after he [bleep] came out and they found out he was a cop. They're like, "Oh, you were better than me." That's like one of the guys said that to him. "Hey, you you won. You beat me." Wow. Nuts. >> I love you, brother. Thank you very much, man. >> We're going to have lunch tonight. All [music]